April Scott, the New Daisy Duke

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Here are some pix of model and actress, April Scott, who is apparently the new Daisy Duke, AKA replacement Kristine Cavalleri, AKA replacement Jessica Simpson.

I deem the choice to be a good fit, based mostly on the fact that she is a brunette like the original Daisy Duke, has large breasts and clearly is comfortable wearing tiny denim cutoff's and boots. But really, the biggest selling point for me is that according to her bio on her website, she was, "was raised on a farm - yes with cows and chickens."

Perusing her bio, I'm starting to realize that mine is missing way too many uses of the expression, "drop-dead gorgeous." Maybe I'll just find a subtle way to pepper it throughout my resume. Like in the "skills" section, or something.

But I can't help but wonder, does this mean she's going to start banging Nick Lachey, or is she already?

It's just like the age-old question of the chicken and the egg.

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16 Comments

Yawns so boring...

June 25, 2006 2:08 PM

Lips & BooB job. So transparent. Everyone looks the same.

June 25, 2006 2:46 PM

Is there a factory in LA turning out these fake titted puppets?

June 25, 2006 3:33 PM

Beautiful girl, but her torso is soooo long!

June 25, 2006 3:34 PM

Beautiful girl, but her torso is soooo long!

June 25, 2006 5:57 PM

I was thinking the same thing...only geez... a long waisted Katie Holmes

June 25, 2006 6:02 PM

Her torso is not really that long. It's just that she's so tiny and flat below her belly until her waist look elongated. Also the shorts are riding low.

June 25, 2006 6:17 PM

I'd kill for a waist that tiny.

She's cute. But a bit to thin.
Donna A.

June 25, 2006 10:38 PM

jeez that girl is entirely TOO skinny! doubt that the food is for her to eat...

June 26, 2006 12:46 AM

yeesh that face! Not pretty, and a freak body. Small waist, but not proportioned. Freak girl needs to join the circus.

June 26, 2006 7:20 AM

Check it out. Looks like a surgical scar on her abdomen. Somebody had liposuction.

June 26, 2006 7:32 AM

Is there any part of this woman that hasn't been surgically altered/enhanced?? Huge fake rack, by the way.

Do cosmetic surgeons charge by the pound?

June 26, 2006 9:14 AM

can we all say "straight to video"?

June 26, 2006 9:33 AM

Rosie Perez's long lost sister.

I dont think that line is from lypo.
my sis and i have the same line...it's just from our panties/pants from sitting and whatnot.

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