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We hope that you had a chance to see them, and I'm sure they are still floating around somewhere. Alas, the dreaded copyright infrigement notice. So we give you the next best thing from Gallery of the Absurd.

Not that we had hoped to see her like this. Ah yes, it's the rumored Bazaar photo shoot. I wonder who leaked these photos, because she scrapped the publication of these? Are these photos a help or a hindrance to Britney's current image?




53 Comments

June 28, 2006 10:19 AM

Well this is a surefire way to get the paps to leave you alone. Stupid inbred!

June 28, 2006 10:19 AM

I LOVE these pictures!! She looks gorgeous and healthy. Obviously they have been highly photoshopped - but Wow!!

June 28, 2006 10:24 AM

She looks pretty as a brunette, that must be her natural color.

She can't complain about wanting to be left alone, and then do a semi-nude lay out.

IS HER FOOT BOTTOM DIRTY IN THE FIRST PIC?

I think she looks fantastic, and I don't even really like her.

I think this may help her image a bit. It shows people that she can still clean up and look fantastic, even if most of the hard work was done in Photo Shop.

She looks great for a pregnant mother. Props to her for baring all!!

Wait wait wait... How does posing for photos for a magazine cover have ANYTHING to do with photogs stalking your every move when you are living your life. I do not see how those two correlate. People are so quick to pick and judge...

Lovely hooker pose for a pregnant woman...I'm diggin it (rolls eyes).

This woman is a walking contradiction...you want your privacy, you beg and cry for your privacy and then you do this photoshoot? Jesus, at least keep your kid out of it.

What a f***in blister cunt!

Wait wait wait... How does posing for photos for a magazine cover have ANYTHING to do with photogs stalking your every move when you are living your life. I do not see how those two correlate. People are so quick to pick and judge...

June 28, 2006 10:30 AM

Damn! I think these are beautiful pictures. I wished i'd looked that good prego! Hell, I wish I looked that good now!!

Palys, watch your language!

enough of her already. you want privacy? stay out of the public eye and just go away.

Well im happy to see her looking good. She should stick to being a brunette.

June 28, 2006 10:43 AM

Huh the two are related because posing semi nude, especially while pregnant is bound to create controversy and controversy in Hollywood equals more attention and more attention means more paps snapping more photos of you to sell to US Weekly or Star or People. DER!

I don't give two sh*ts if she wants to pose nude in Playboy while nine months pregnant (she does look great in the photos), but don't do an interview to "set the record straight" and cry and complain that people won't just leave you alone and realize that you are just a normal person too (boo hoo, cry me a river). She is the epitomy of a walking contradiction.

June 28, 2006 10:44 AM

Um, guys, I think this is from her FIRST pregnancy...it has to be...unless there was some serious serious serious work done to these photos...

You all are ridiculous. If these were recent, she obviously realized (she isn't completely stupid) that it was a bad idea...that's why she "scrapped" publication.

how is it she suddenly looks like she's slim (aside from the belly)? In all the not-photoshopped pictures, she's got huge arms and legs. Here she looks otherwise normal-sized.

June 28, 2006 10:47 AM

jamieb - it's clearly her second pregnancy because that's her current hair colour and sean preston is in one of the photos.

they aren't from her first pregnancy. she's holding sean p in the second picture!

yes, they photoshopped the hell outta her, y'all! we've seen the bikini pics...her stomach and thighs do not look half as good in real life as they do here. and it's a shame b/c i know pregnant women who are massively self-conscious about their bodies and seeing britney looking "perfect" while preggo certainly couldn't help with that poor self image.

June 28, 2006 10:51 AM

Moo

Real original. Never seen a pregnant brunette pose nude before. And why bother photo shopping four inches off her thighs and arms? Not like hundreds of photos of what she really looks like have been published. Pathetic.

She just BUGS! These are not from her first pregnancy because in one pic she is holding a naked Sean P. I think she must be so self-obsessed that she thinks she is actually in charge of her life. She must make career and life choices by tossing dice. I realize she is intellectually stunted at about age 16, but ry to grow up a little. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

June 28, 2006 10:57 AM

I think she looks nice in these photos. The one of her holding Sean makes her arm look deformed tho.

June 28, 2006 11:00 AM

She looks way better brunette. It lays to rest the dumb blonde persona. However, the "dumb" part still lingers. She is a hypocrite. If she really wanted the media to leave her alone, then retreat to Namibia (hee-hee!). Stay somewhere for a while and lay low. Stop talking and send an assitant out to run errands. Make K-Fed stay home and work on improving his music (it needs some work, for real). An 808 will do wonders. Have the baby and lay low for another 6-8 months and everyone will love her again. Besides, she is getting left in the dust career wise with Christina and Jessica and even Beyonce fully eclipsing her. I hiatus from the media will do her some justice and refresh the public to her again.

June 28, 2006 11:02 AM

She looks beautiful in these pics, even though they are photoshopped. So because she wants to be left alone and not be harrassed by papparazzi, that means that she can't get pictures taken anymore? Come on now . . .

June 28, 2006 11:03 AM

She looks way better brunette. It lays to rest the dumb blonde persona. However, the "dumb" part still lingers. She is a hypocrite. If she really wanted the media to leave her alone, then retreat to Namibia (hee-hee!). Stay somewhere for a while and lay low. Stop talking and send an assitant out to run errands. Make K-Fed stay home and work on improving his music (it needs some work, for real). An 808 will do wonders. Have the baby and lay low for another 6-8 months and everyone will love her again. Besides, she is getting left in the dust career wise with Christina and Jessica and even Beyonce fully eclipsing her. I hiatus from the media will do her some justice and refresh the public to her again.

It'SO already done by others and quite frankly boring ....

June 28, 2006 11:08 AM

She looks way better brunette. It lays to rest the dumb blonde persona. However, the "dumb" part still lingers. She is a hypocrite. If she really wanted the media to leave her alone, then retreat to Namibia (hee-hee!). Stay somewhere for a while and lay low. Stop talking and send an assitant out to run errands. Make K-Fed stay home and work on improving his music (it needs some work, for real). An 808 will do wonders. Have the baby and lay low for another 6-8 months and everyone will love her again. Besides, she is getting left in the dust career wise with Christina and Jessica and even Beyonce fully eclipsing her. I hiatus from the media will do her some justice and refresh the public to her again.

June 28, 2006 11:10 AM

She looks way better brunette. It lays to rest the dumb blonde persona. However, the "dumb" part still lingers. She is a hypocrite. If she really wanted the media to leave her alone, then retreat to Namibia (hee-hee!). Stay somewhere for a while and lay low. Stop talking and send an assitant out to run errands. Make K-Fed stay home and work on improving his music (it needs some work, for real). An 808 will do wonders. Have the baby and lay low for another 6-8 months and everyone will love her again. Besides, she is getting left in the dust career wise with Christina and Jessica and even Beyonce fully eclipsing her. I hiatus from the media will do her some justice and refresh the public to her again.

June 28, 2006 12:10 PM

Right now, wherever you are, if you step outside, and point your nose in the direction of Malibu, California, take a big whiff, and you can SMELL the desperation.

Give it up, Brit. Your career is over.

Cheesy

P.S. Oh, and Brit-Brit, but the way, posting nude in a fashion mag, impregnated with the spawn of trash and holding your baby for millions to see, isn't going to help that "I wish the photos would just leave me alone" bit.

Who cares if the photos have been touched up? Do you actually think that this is the first time that has happened? Ever single photo shoot that has every been done has been photoshoped. So get off her back. I think she looks great. And whomever made the comment about brunette being her natural color, of course it's her natural color. How many blondes at that age are really, truly, naturally blonde? None.

June 28, 2006 12:24 PM

I'm aghast that the editors of Harpers Bazaar really thought this woman was worthy of the photo shoot. I'm disappointed that they think Britney naked might even remotely be of interest to readers.

Most days Britney looks like she hit the clearance rack at Dollar General. The same one who couldn't even have her nails done for an interview with Matt Lauer. This is the same idiot who had those hideous track suits with "Pimp" and assorted other monikers at her wedding.

The magazine must be as desparate as Britney.

June 28, 2006 12:27 PM

Somewhere Demi Moore is laughing her ass off!

Nice fake airbrushed sharp cheekbones on her bloated preggo face. We've already seen what her preggo self really looks like. Brit-Brit, put your goddamn clothes on!

When Greta Garbo said "I vant to be left alone", she AVOIDED the media, though it was easier back in her day.

Wow, she is an idiot. She doesnt look bad but the whole "let me grab my big pregnant breasts" thing is soo whorishly not attractive.

She cant stop copying people either (Demi).

I know it's just my opinion but I think it's gross.

LOL on the Demi Moore comment. This is truly a desperate attempt to try and show she is still worthy of attention. The saddest part of this is her two little boo boos (as she calls them) are going to grow up and see and read about mommy's fall from grace and her foolish ways.

June 28, 2006 12:53 PM

I think she looks gorgeous. I'm not fond of the weird mask pic, or the coat pic, but that first with her and sean p. is breathtaking.

i really think she should let them publish. it's very demi moore and taking charge of your image. for once, i think this is a brilliant move.

June 28, 2006 1:02 PM

well regardless of what you narrow minded people think ...posting things like...( I'm disappointed that they think Britney naked might even remotely be of interest to readers.) or( , take a big whiff, and you can SMELL the desperation.)well sorry kiddos some of us will buy the mag( me for one) and some dont see her as being desperate...i would love any of you to be bombarded by the papperazzi 24/7 for even just a month and i garantee we will be seeing you doing some of the most stupid things that in reality everyone does every day ...the only difference is when we do something we wipe the sweat off our forehead and are happy that noone we knew saw what we just did...everyone makes mistakes yes i agree the k-fed one was a huge one but regardless she still isnt this terrible worthless woman some of you make her out to be...its kinda sad that you use so much energy to hate someone you only know through the tabloids like the dummy smallfry...who definatly show what a lame ass he is by calling her an inbred...please so immature ...grow up or go to teen talk to talk that kind of trash what are you 14? well anyways i think brit is just trying to do her best with the choises shes made and i for one wont put her down for it ..and those who choose to well so be it ...if putting her down makes your life easyer to deal with then keep using her for an excuse to make your life seem just a bit better lmao well anyways a final thought for brit...i hope shes stays strong enough to not let idiots like smallfry get her down shes a first time mom with a 2nd on the way and im sure she has learned from some of her mistakes and i think she will do just fine as soon as she ditches k-fed hes the one whos brought her down the most now theres somone you can use your energy to talk smack about that guy is just no good....my best wishes to brit...may she find her happiness and get through this rough time...pretty soon the lowlives(smallfry ) will find another moviestar to put all their energy into......well have a nice day people

lol...so are you Britney's Mannie?

June 28, 2006 1:13 PM

awww..these photos are classic

June 28, 2006 1:15 PM

if someone doesn't pluck her fucking eyebrows!!

June 28, 2006 1:21 PM

Wendy - I am older than Britney, I am a natural blonde, never colored my hair before, so shush your hole!!

June 28, 2006 1:24 PM

Is she that insecure about herself and her sexuality. Why does she seem to constantly try to prove to the public that she is beautiful. When is she going to learn that true beauty comes from within (and no this is not spoken from a true ugly person, photos upon request!). However, she does look great in the pics, but something deep down inside tells me that they are not even her. Lets look back. She is a very muscular girl, with all the dancing she has had to do in the past, I can remember seeing her thighs very bulky, also, she looks short in stature, maybe 5'5 or 5'8 at most, to really seal the deal, Britney has always been blessed with a big booty, one that many girls would be envious over. Take a look at these pics, this is not the same body. Even if she lost some muscle mass, it would turn to fat, she couldnt possibly be dieting being prego, at least not to have her body look like that so quickly, I mean, we all saw her during that interview. We can thank the spray on suntan spray for that healthy look she had but you cant go from pasty white skin to a deep tropical tan without have some severe sunburn and tan lines. This photo shoot was the brainstorm of her PR rep, where the hell was he when she had her interview. He should have made her throw out the gum and brush her hair. Britney is the type of person who does not like negative publicity, she doesnt have enough self confidence to ignore it, she is too imature to handle it herself (proven by her track record and taste in men). I can almost promise that once she gets rid of Kfed she will once again be a more secure WOMAN. Only now she will need to be a strong secure woman to raise 2 children on her own (or at least have the payroll for the nanny)...Poor Brit, when will you ever learn?!

June 28, 2006 1:34 PM

Cheesy's comment nailed it.

There is no shock or novelty left in posing naked whilst pregnant. These pics are just sad, sad, sad.

Sorry, Britney fans, the wheels on your girl's wagon are coming off. She's just not very bright. And the bad choices she's making in her personal life & her career are proof of it.

June 28, 2006 1:42 PM

I think Mannie writes most of the headlines and content for this site

June 28, 2006 1:59 PM

She looks gorgeous but really there should be a black market in non-photoshopped images by now?!

June 28, 2006 2:12 PM

ok... in a nut shell. Never cared for her and could not believe her people would let her on Dateline looking like that and with gum. BUT..THAT BEING SAID.... I think she looks so much better as a brunette. Her I.Q. went up about 30 points. Now... if they could part her hair to the side and bun the rest, keep her in Lauren for a few post preg months... and keep her low profile... she will come out fine.

June 28, 2006 2:13 PM

I feel bad because everyone is really mean but seriously, she is bringing this on herself.

She could do a photo shoot looking like the Venus de Milo and I would still look at her and think "trash". There is no such thing as damage control after her interview with Matt.

June 28, 2006 3:29 PM

I love all the comments that say "oh, she looks SO great, even if it's photoshopped" and "even if the pictures are touched up, she looks amazing."

NEWSFLASH PEOPLE....!!

The reason she DOES look "great" and "amazing" is SOLELY DUE TO THE PHOTOSHOP. ANYONE could look that good if they have a professional retouch the pictures. We've all seen what she looks like in candids or paparazzi pics. Don't be impressed with her "transformation" and "clean up". Be impressed with whomever did the work on the computer.

June 28, 2006 3:32 PM

Hey Mannie, when you can learn how to spell, use proper grammar and punctuation then that will be about the time I'll take your "are your 14?" comment to heart. I made it past the 8th grade, while judging from your poor grammar, you did not. And besides, I'm "country" too so I have every right to rip on my own kind. So there...humph! I'm sticking my tongue out at you because that's what us 14 year olds do.

June 28, 2006 3:34 PM

You know, yes she looks great.... but that's what 18 hours of Photoshop can do.... It's not the pictures that will make or break her, she's still dumb as a rock... and don't forget the white trash in her...

She looks gorgeous. I love these pics.

And, PS - There isn't a celebrity or model in any magazine anywhere that hasn't been airbrushed and photoshoped to death.

Give Britney a break.

They have the photos up at www.royalnobody.blogspot.com

June 29, 2006 2:37 AM

thanks, jen!

June 29, 2006 2:50 PM

These pics could definately be from her first pregnancy. Ever here of cut and paste?? If they aren't, they've cut off her head and put it on someone else's body because that is NOT the real Britney. The REAL Britney is bloated, carrying an excess amount of pregnancy weight, has spots on her face and is more of a pale/blotchy/trailer trash type suntan. Definately not the creamy bronze skin tone you see here.

Bazaar should be ashamed of themselves and so should Britney for having approved these photos. Hey, whatever makes you sleep better at night eh..what an attention whore.

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