Hum..? He tragically, visually, and emotionally inspires me..experiencing homicidal ideations, thoughts about fatally harming one's self, hoow I struggle to be heard and understood, or might be one who willfully ignored others..? yes.. I feel another suicidal poem coming out..
This is what I think Kate is saying "Wake up Pete and tell him to get in the car!" Her bodyguard. "That's not Pete sweatheart," Kate "Oh yeah I must be delirious from all the lines I did all night...Oh no I forgot to pick up my daughter from school yesterday.oh well lets stop by the drug dealers house first and then we'll go pick her up.Yeah,I like to party like a rock star!"
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Fiz says:
Kate loves publicity but she loves her blow more. So she refuses the pooped out paparazzi a line.
Hannah says:
Wow... Her Kung Fu really IS strong.
Helen Sparkles says:
That was last night's one night stand (she just put the camera around his neck to disguise him as a pap).
lucia says:
baby i have ben there
yara says:
kate: Good finnly asleep that means that the crack powder must have worked
yara says:
Kate: Good finally asleep that means that the crack powder must have worked
d. c. says:
Hum..? He tragically, visually, and emotionally inspires me..experiencing homicidal ideations, thoughts about fatally harming one's self, hoow I struggle to be heard and understood, or might be one who willfully ignored others..? yes.. I feel another suicidal poem coming out..
Marley says:
Fingerless gloves? Slovenly appearance? Messy hair? Could it be? No, it's not Pete Doherty, just a useless pap.
Randi says:
Wake up! You have to take my picture!
MONZEE says:
ANOTHER PETE BITES(read SNORTS)THE DUST! POW!
jessica says:
in taking a cue from her past love, the desperate pap acts like pete doherty in hopes of gaining kate's attention. which it looks like he has....
Michelle says:
Well, that job's done. Time to find another one.
mpls says:
He looks very tired. The joke will be on him when he wakes up to find me gone.
Thaddeus van Worthingheimer
Kate Moss finds that the best way to avoid the paparazzi when going to her car is to teargas the area three minutes beforehand.
Brooklyn Frank says:
Does the world really NEED one more photograph of Kate Moss?
Mike says:
The paparazzi that waited for Kate Moss to come out of the bathroom...
Dawn says:
"Is that Pete Doherty holding that camera??"
Jerrod03 says:
" Oh its just the CRACK WHORE , im going back to sleep "
stella_t says:
who needs Valium when we have Kate Moss?
roxi618 says:
SShhhh...he's such an angel when he sleeps...Let's not wake him, let's just get the hell out of here!!!!
shhh says:
I hope they're working freelance or their bosses are gona be v pissed!
dragon says:
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
or
Fool'd you again squares!
bflogurl says:
And I'm spent.....
Me says:
Another person Pete injected drugs into
jess says:
just wanted to let you guys know that you have to EMAIL your captions to even be considered to win
Fran says:
Even the paparazzi get sick of Moss.
melissa says:
thank god they misssed me in these shoes
stephanie says:
yes ladies and gentlemen, kate moss is this interesting when she is sober
Star says:
This is what I think Kate is saying "Wake up Pete and tell him to get in the car!" Her bodyguard. "That's not Pete sweatheart," Kate "Oh yeah I must be delirious from all the lines I did all night...Oh no I forgot to pick up my daughter from school yesterday.oh well lets stop by the drug dealers house first and then we'll go pick her up.Yeah,I like to party like a rock star!"
Not Unauthorized Commenter says:
Caption: A motionless stoner gathers no Moss.
Deanna says:
Bitch is so skinny I didn't even see her walk by.