Yes I know, it's been forever since I've delivered an installment of "The Big O," but never fear, last Tuesday Opes featured a subject near and dear to all our hearts--fucked up child stars.
Oprah's guest was Jamiee Foxworth who played Judy on "Family Matters." I'm sure you, like everyone, is thinking "who?" Most people only remember the painfully obnoxious Steve Urkel, but Judy was the kid sister in the Winslow family. Her character was clearly not interesting, because they fired her and no one noticed and instead they brought in that little boy with the Lionel Ritchie Jeri-curl mullet to fill in the cute kid factor.
After being fired from "Family Matters," Foxworth found herself down and out in classic child star fashion. Her parents stole her money, she became depressed, and turned to a life of drugs and alcohol. But what made Jamie's story Oprah-worthy was that fact that she eventually turned to porn.
Jamiee Foxworth (who seems to already have a porn star name with the double "ee") really wanted to tell her story to explain why she made the choice to go into porn, and to serve as a cautionary tale for other young women.
Of course Opes was not about to let Foxworth's lame excuses fly.
Oprah: Why porn? There's lots of choices other than porn.
Foxworth: See, I didn't have anything to fall back on.
Oprah: So really this is--I'm fascinated by this because--attractive woman, you--former child star, and all that that means, and when you think about, `Gee, what will I do next?,' the next that comes into your mind is, `I'll do a porn film'? I mean, I would--you know, I'm thinking there's a world of options. McDonald's.
Foxworth: See...
Oprah: Flipping fries. You know, waitressing.
Foxworth: ...but from where I was from, I never lived a normal childhood. You know what I mean? I've always went to auditions...
Oprah: But you've heard of McDonald's?
Foxworth: I heard of McDonald's.
Oprah: Yeah.
Foxworth then goes on the describe her first experience with porn where she was completely trashed and describes herself as "surprised" and "naïve" and for some reason not expecting that when some sleaseball tells her she can make thousands of dollars in one day that it may be by doing something that her mama would not be proud of. Foxworth describes her first scene as being hardcore girl-on-girl action. Oprah then makes sure to clarify to the audience that she did not actually watch the film (uhh.. sure she didn't), and says the producers told her the details of the movie. Unlike Opes, who "claims" not to have seen the film, I have seen clips (don't ask), and I can report that Ms. Foxworth aka "Crave" didn't seem very shy to me.
Written by K.G.
delicious_dysfunktion says:
When you think about it,has any of the cast members actually did anything relevant after the show ended?
Johnny Chicago says:
I've downloaded and watched the videos of Jaimee, known as the porn name "Crave" - check it out at the IAFD.com website. She goes up against some pretty big cocks (lexington steele, etc.).
She can suck a cock pretty decently, and she's got a nice looking twat, but her fucking is for shit. Her facials are lousy, too - no swallowing, no nothing. All in all, a useless waste of pussy put on video.
After all that, she got fired from porn, too!
I also guess that some women are just useless, in the bedroom or in the boardroom.
Just my .02
Happy 4th, bitches. It's a celebration!
bb says:
woah!
i never thought you could post something like the above last post here...
am still in shock..
jamrock-bitch says:
johnny chicago thats some funny shit
bravo bravo