I don't know that I've ever been more excited in my life.
Ice-T is going to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album entitled, "Hassle the Hoff." Apparently, the two are neighbors and close friends and I'm pretty sure that they've struck up this friendship on the sole basis that they knew it would amuse me to no end.
In a perfect world, the scenario would proceed as follows...
David releases his album, including a diss track targeting K-Fed, old school, rap-battle style, causing waves of tumult to rush through the world of mediocre music. This would then lead to a rebuttal from Federline, which would go back and forth between the two until there was enough material for them to write and star in their own version of "8-Mile."
And Mariah Carey's character, "Billie Frank" from "Glitter" would play the love interest, watching as the two battle it out on stage to win her heart, as well as the chance to work with her on her new, hip-hop influenced single, "Your Number One Ho."
Ldysunfyre says:
He's got an awful lot of foreskin there. >:(
Seriously, I feel bad for that poor dog.
2 Old 4 This says:
Am I the only one thinking "well, it's about time!"
urbancowgrl says:
Why would anyone think that posing like a woman would be sexy. He looked so stupid.
Girly Girl says:
puppies = warm fuzzies
naked Knight Rider = nausea
Where the fu&$ did you get this pic? Jesus. I'm going to gouge my eyeballs out with a pointy stick.
mark says:
That's just nasty. I have no doubt he has his dick up that poor dog's fuzzy asshole.
Jordan Johnson says:
That's gotta be a joke, right? Please tell me it's a joke.
katie says:
It's not a joke. I remember it being in a magazine (the centerfold) and I remember thinking, "God, this is awful and he looks soooo uncomfortable." GAY!
McDammit says:
I certainly hoped someone alerted PETA when that picture was published because that was NOT an ethical treatment of any animal. Those poor Shar-pei's!
dottcomm1 says:
those poor puppies! even cruela de vil isn't that mean!
supatyp says:
that hassel the hoff hoax is over 2 years old
Michael Knight says:
Supatyp is right. That same item, word for word, was going around a couple of years ago. Ice-T made the comment on Conan O'Brien. It was a joke, but picked up by some news outlets as if it were genuine.