Tennyson Spencer Crowe was born on Friday in Australia to proud parents, Russell Crowe and wife, Danielle Spencer, according to People.
The young man punched his way out of the uterus, bitch-slapping the doctor who attempted to startle him into his first breath with the traditional whack given to newborn babies.
Get it? Cause Russell Crowe likes to beat people up.
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Draya says:
The baby was so pissed at being named "Tennyson", he went gladiator on Daddy and Mommy's asses!
Sarcasm aside, congrats to the guy who was robbed by the Academy Awards for "A Beautiful Mind".
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Hilarious, Lisa!
maryanne29 says:
Wow, that's a lot of testosterone in one household. I hate to see it in about 10-12 years. Phones flying everywhere, I'm sure!
autumn says:
you're funny. i like you.
Congrats! says:
I was crazy about Crowe when I first laid eyes on him in "LA Confidential." He played a brute who wasn't gorgeous, but who was so manly and sexy. I could easily picture Kim Basinger falling for him if that evil Alec Baldwin hadn't kept her under lock and key. Alec was a typical abusive-type who watched his wife like a hawk!
Then Crowe lost a few fans when he acquired the reputation of being a hothead. I remember friends telling me how much they hated him and thought he had a big ego.
For some reason (I guess woman's intuition), I told my friends that Crowe is that type of man who doesn't just sleep around with all kinds of women continually. I predicted that he would jump up one day, marry one special lady and settle easily into marriage and family life. And look at what happened! I betcha he may lose his temper with the public, but he's one heck of a hubby. I can see that he clearly adores his children. I can sense that he feels deeply about his family life. He always looks so proud and happy to be with his wife and kids. Love that.
Samone says:
Russell & Tom...like peas & carrots. Big ass holes little pricks. Amazing how big they make them look on screen and how small and insignificant they really are in person. No use for either of em.
Brandy says:
Russell has a cute kid. Oh, and I like the name Tennyson. It's different.
RDIGGITY
Shiloh will KICK HIS ASS!!!
Duude says:
I like the name Tennyson too, Much preferable over the weirdass names of Shiloh & Suri.
I'm sure he will be just as adorable as his older brother Charlie.