The Part Of Paris Hilton You Really Didn't Want To See

I thought you were talking about her thinning hair....but then i noticed the NSFW part.

oh ewwwwwwwwww

I'm your standard issue guy, but theres nothing sexy about this. I'd be like "put your pussy away, please."

So she isn't a real blonde.

HOLY S**T, Talk about Torn up Roast Beef!

Nassssty!

Okay. What is it about this chick that she can't a) wear undies or b) keep her legs closed??!! I just don't get it. With all the pictures of her naked crotch on the net, you'd think she'd be a little more self-aware. Since she has uber self-awareness about other things, it makes you wonder if she's not going out of her way to do this.

And let me also state that if my naked crotch continuously showed up on the net, my parents would have a nice long talk with me. What is wrong with these people?

Okay. What is it about this chick that she can't a) wear undies or b) keep her legs closed, or c) all of the above??!! I just don't get it. With all the pictures of her naked crotch on the net, you'd think she'd be a little more self-aware. Since she has uber self-awareness about other things, it makes you wonder if she's not going out of her way to do this.

And let me also state that if my naked crotch continuously showed up on the net, my parents would have a nice long talk with me. What is wrong with these people?

Oh my i think we have seen enough.That is so disgusting and embarrassing.ewwwwwwwwwwwww

there ought to be a nuisance tax

WTF is that string looking object? A tampon? Or maybe her skirt ties?

I thought that by now, every one on the earth has seen this woman's private* parts, one way or another...
*not that she keeps them private...

Nothing adds contrast to a delicate summer frock like raw, gaping vagina.

I think it's Nicky. :P

Ewwwwww that thing looks so gross! It literally looks like she has let every guy older than 16 drive through that thing! It almost looks like she has hairy balls, and it looks really smelly. All that money, what a waste and I wouldn't let my worst enemy go near that smelly looking "thing".

Ewwwwww that thing looks so gross! It literally looks like she has let every guy older than 16 drive through that thing! It almost looks like she has hairy balls, and it looks really smelly. All that money, what a waste and I wouldn't let my worst enemy go near that smelly looking "thing".

Ohhh, my eyes, my eyes!

"I'm Paris Hilton, and this is my crotch. It's hot! No seriously..."

Such a skank. Is any guy even attracted by this pic, or are they like, "Oh, it's that girl's vagina again. The one in the sex tape. Ew, what's that creepy-crawler?

She's just airing it for fear of fungus...

No, no, Paris, honey, we've been through this before. Now pay attention. The skinny part of the thong goes in back.

I feel sick now.
ewwwwwwwwwwww!

what the hell is that??
paris do you have to be so nasty..ewwwwww
go away with that thinggy..

what the hell is that??
paris do you have to be so nasty..ewwwwww
go away with that thinggy..

You'd think she'd shave or wax or something.... Smelly hairy cheese ... gross

You'd think she'd shave or wax or something.... Smelly hairy cheese ... gross

Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD's !

Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD's !

Does anyone know what the heck that white thing is on vagina? She stinks ! Disgusting ! if u look too long, you mite get one of her STD's !

WOW! She has fuzzy beef drapes!! But the part that really made me laugh was that it wasn'tt until the second time i looked at the close up that I realized that guy was not Ryan Seacrest! LOL

My eyes they burn!

That car should be torched!

Firecrotch meet Enormouscrotch!

I don't think that's Paris Hilton. It looks like a penis, maybe a tranvesti or something like it.
It's confusing...

That is seriosuly one of the nastiest snatches I have ever seen. I noticed the tampon string, too. What else could it be??? If it is underwear then she must have it pushed/jammed all over to the side like she just got screwed in the car. Which is possible...

It alomst looks like a nasty old nut-sack but with a crease up the center. Really.

I am scarred.

"If you see pictures of me out, I'm being paid."

Yeah you are sweetie...

Oh my God Im going blind!!!....ewwwwwwwwwwwww....why did i opened that link?? bad girl!! my eyes! my eyes!!

I swear to God I see a penis!

The guy beside her looks like he saw IT and jumped about 10 feet from IT ....ha ha ha

I see London
I see France

I see hair
I see no pants

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Okay, I've always been a little worried that my nether regions were not attractive, but after seeing this I could enter my vagina in a beauty pageant and it would win, hands down......labia down.

That is the sickest looking vajayjay I have ever laid eyes on. That thing looks like my 90 year old granny's face, all wrinkly and saggy.

OMG, I'm so nauseous...
and I'm not even a gay man!

Cujokay and Annie: ditto.

And why do men keep sleeping with her? She's repulsive and comes across as dirty and nasty. Surely, there are cleaner bimbos?

Ewwww... What's wrong with it?... it looks like it belongs to an 80 year old that's been through the mill and back. Gross... she really needs to stop F*****g everything that crosses her path. She's like a canyon at this point I bet.

Ewwww... What's wrong with it?... it looks like it belongs to an 80 year old that's been through the mill and back. Gross... she really needs to stop F*****g everything that crosses her path. She's like a canyon at this point I bet.

I don't think that's a tampon string, not unless she uses tampons the size of soap onna rope.

I think it's her undies/thong pulled to the side of her crotch. it's icky.

I thought penis/tranni at first too, now I just think she's rotten and diseased

*mommy!!!!!!!!!!!*

I am not at all surprised. All the Hilton money and Hollywood hairstylists and she can't buy a hair weave any better than a welfare dependent Hood Rat. It figures that she would be equally lax about her
Brazilian Bikini Wax and pubic hair bleaching. Predictably, even her privates look "ROAD HARD AND PUT UP WET" Hey Paris, that's NOT HOT! Seriously, this child needs psychiatric help. She has the signature insanity, excess and depravity usually restricted to inbred aristocracy. Responsible parents would commit her for a few years until she relearns how to function appropriately in society.

I guess she doesn't do Brazillian.

i will NEVER look at Paris the same way ever again. thats just natsy!

Hey at least we know she's not really a man

FIRECROTCH?

Rank. I bet it fuckin stinks. Saggy as fuck. Its been pounded by so many people i bet she doesnt even feel anything anymore.
And as some have said - i cant believe her parents just dont have a word with her about her public shows of gash.

Please people. That photo was tampered with. I don't think it's possible for it to look like that.

BOLOGNA FLOWER

I feel sorry for Taco Bell--this picture is going to ruin sales of Mexican food.

OMG Sky = Hilarious

Maybe she's hiding her dog in the undies again?

She's 100% repellant. And worn out to say the least. All that money.. she could have plastic surgery done. Ladies with, assuminly, less vomit-inducing parts get it done. And its seen by so many. You'd think people would start talking. Guys talked in high school --> rotfl.

*throws up a little*
I have GOT to stop clicking on every picture that is posted
*scarred*

That's hot ! ;)

That's hot ! ;)

I'd rather have firecrotch than Parasite's nasty crotch.

Is that photo REAL?? Gad, it looks lika a special effect from Stan Winston's creature FX shop!

LMFAO Little Mickey! So goddamn funny! She is such a sick bitch...

I'm almost twice her age & have pushed 2 kids out of my body, totaling over 50 hours of labor AND STILL my cooch looks better than hers!!

Wonder if it hangs down below her skirt when she stands up??

Does anyone remember that picture of Paris in the white bikini or whatever(I vaguely,sp?, remember) when it looked like she had a package? I thought it was the underpants but it was her. EWWW. It's not supposed to look like that at all. If it was normal looking it wouldn't be as offensive, and the only thing that would make it offensive is the fact that she's beyond trashy enough to show it like that. Seriously why do guys even get engaged to her? I don't even wanna know how diseased she is.

I can't believe any decent woman would be seen in public like that..Oh Wait, its Paris..what was I thinking...nasty

If the is one good thing she has did is that she has made me glad that I was born lower-middle class (AKA poor) who knows what I would have grow up to be if I had been bron rich and with parent who seem not to care.

If there is one good thing she has done is that she has made me glad that I was born lower-middle class (AKA poor) who knows what I would have grow up to be if I had been born rich and with parents who seem not to care.

This explains that strange slapping noise that's heard when she strolls down the red carpet runway...

New gourmet treat: boneless camel toe!

What a SHAME !
I'am a PARISIAN and I'M SAD that my Beautiful Town is now synonymous of a nasty crocht with sexual diseases.
Shame ! Shame ! Shame !

This picture can't be real. For starters how was that picture taken... if you look at the way they are sitting and the way the door is open how could someone have been right there to take a picture at that angle. Also I've never seen a car door that opened that way. If it is fake I bet it really does look that gross!!!

This picture can't be real. For starters how was that picture taken... if you look at the way they are sitting and the way the door is open how could someone have been right there to take a picture at that angle. Also I've never seen a car door that opened that way. If it is fake I bet it really does look that gross!!!

OMG, looks like someone dropped a wad of bubble gum on a barber shop floor!

Poor Paris..I really feel bad for her sometimes,
but hey if your out there reading this drowning yourself in martinis or whatever grandiose drink you drink..just be glad you didn't have a herpes outbreak when this pic was shot. Then you really would be suicidal...and hey if it is any consolation I think I know a couple people with herpes and from what I hear it is controllable with the proper medication. It does look like the guy she is with is holding his hand up rethinking where he just had it. Well it does and ok I know I am not the only one who thinks that, I mean c'mon look at his facial expression.

I think I might have an STD just from looking at it.

AudonBanana, aw, don't worry. The Paris that matters will still be around long after the Hilton one is eaten by her crabs.

To quote a Chef song from South Park:

"STINKY BRITCHES!!! SHE GOT THEM STINKY BRITCHES!!"

I know this is a little late but that picture is nasty. It looks like a sausage. Probaly saggy like that becaue she screws to much

Well, I don't think it looks bad, looks good to me. After all, she has had 2 ABORTIONS! Bet the papparizi didn't know about that!! (But I know don't I Paris?)

now that could turn you against tacos!

It's reminiscent of a forsaken chili dog that's been out in the sun too long.
Things like THAT^ give vaginas a bad name.
Not that they already don't have a bad name.... "vaginaaaa"....

Paris Hilton (aka PARISITE.) is a dirty, stinking, herpes ridden whore and should seriously stick her fat ugly head in a bucket of water 3 times and only pull it out twice!
What a stupid whore!

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