Michael Jackson Is Still Weird

 

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Every time a new person testifies for Michael Jackson's breach of contract trial, more sketchy information about Jackson is revealed.

According to the New York Daily News:

A top-secret $300,000 payment Michael Jackson had delivered to Argentina was "relocation money" for a family who fled the U.S. to duck questioning by cops during the 2003 child-molestation probe, the Daily News has learned.

Within days of the November 2003 raid on Jackson's Neverland Ranch, the mystery family skipped to Buenos Aires when they found out investigators were trying to track them down, a source familiar with the situation told The News.


Like most of you, I am completely desensitized to any more Michael Jackson news. I have a pet theory about his behavior, that I concocted with my old roommate, which makes it a lot easier to understand Michael and his crazy family:

It is my belief that The Jackson Family, as we know them, are really a completely committed, ultra-guerrilla sketch comedy troupe. And one day, after the last bit of crazy has been squeezed from the last of them, they will all hold a press conference, link hands and take a giant bow as they reveal their true purpose in life: entertaining and mystifying America with their seemingly real antics.

Jax's 300G seen going to family dodging DA [NYDN Daily Dish]




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I hope he goes broke and continues to live in either Europe or the Middle East. He's an embarrassment to Americans.

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