
Paris Hilton has recently decided to forego sex for one year, in order to "rediscover" herself.
That seems a bit extreme. How about just keeping pictures of your vagina out of the news for a year? That seems like a daunting enough task.
Paris is on a sex ban [The Sun]
More images of the newly celebete Paris Hilton, after the jump.
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Thaddeus van Worthingheimer
I'm more likely to go one year without shopping. Or one year without a dry martini. Hell, Ted Kennedy is more likely to go a year without a martini.
ffordegroupie
I'm more likely to go a year without wearing shoes. Or without opening my eyes. Or breathing. Or... you get the idea.
Rediscover herself? What IS there except sluttiness?
Dave
Wow. What's this going to do to the moralle of our soldiers overseas?
teflon
good for her!
I've know several chics that have been married and not had any sex for over a year... and none of them rediscovered themselves...
maybe she should take a vacation away from the media eye and really focus on finding herself. if that's really what she wants
teflon
good for her!
I've know several chics that have been married and not had any sex for over a year... and none of them rediscovered themselves...
maybe she should take a vacation away from the media eye and really focus on finding herself. if that's really what she wants
mynx
Not to put too fine a point on it, but that was her vulva, not her vagina. ;P
TruJrzyGrl
If she hasn't discovered herself yet, forget it ... She's lost ! And a year without sex, either she bought a REALLY good B.O.B or she is just trying to convince herself she isn't the HO we all think she is ... Haaaaaaaa
kat
Why do we care about her sex life and why is she compelled to tell us?
delicious_dysfunktion
I'd wish she'd take a break from human existence,but we all know wishes don't come true :(