Saturday night in Chicago, Tom Cruise surprised Steven Spielberg at the Chicago International Film Festival when he appeared from the wings to present the prolific director with his Golden Hugo award.
I have to say, I'm kind of disappointed with Steven. This would have been a prime opportunity to put Tom on the spot and ask about Suri and Katie and aliens and the crazy, but alas, all Steven wanted to talk about was his "films."
Am I the only person who wants to get to the bottom of this Suri situation? I feel like she's fast becoming my new Carmen Sandiego.
More photos of the awkward moment, after the jump.
Tom Cruise Surprises Steven Spielberg [People]
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You don't question Cruise about his brainwashed child-bride and mutant offspring while he's pressing his crotch to yours. Being at the end of a Tom Cruise half-erection is tantamount to a gun to the head for any straight male, especially one such as Spielberg who is decades past the age of sexual experimentation.