What The Hell Is Britney Talking About?

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How could she forget about all of the lions and bears? Oh my. She's gone off the deep end. Is Britney a tiger? Is her unborn baby a tiger.? If so, that's going to be a bitch of a delivery.






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its sad to think you were sooo important once, and now, you're trying deperatley to matter.

The day i read a William Blake peom on Britney's website, and then read about her interpretation of it, or any of her philosophy on life, that is the day I slit my fucking wrists.

July 18, 2006 10:17 PM

you know how all the tabloids are saying she loves Angelina and wants to be just like her, and dyed her hair and blah blah blah

well it was recently anounced that Angelina's first acting job after having the baby will be doing a voice in the animated movie "Kung Fu Panda" and shes gonna be doing the voice of a tiger

maybe i'm crazy or read to many tabloids but for some reason that was the first thing that came to my mind

July 18, 2006 10:44 PM

That's from William Blake's "Song's of Innocence and of Experience". I studied all those poems in college but that was too long ago so I'm not too sure about her interpretation of it. I think she's talking more about the tiger as an animal rather than the poem itself...

July 19, 2006 2:52 AM

The poem is either religiously based, or about the industrial revolution -- take your pick. Either way, it's WAY too abstract for someone like Britney to pick up on. I can imagine her seeing this poem and thinking "Lahk, y'all, tigers are soooo pretty."

Some people say that she's using it as a metaphor for herself, which is even worse -- warping great art to serve your own ego.

Anyway, I think Britney is starting the great slide into a breakdown and Showbiz Oblivion. People start babbling incoherently (see Mariah Carey) right before they break. Either that, or in true fifth-grade tradition, she's trying desperate to prove that she's smart and deep. So deep that she, lahk, reads poe-tree, y'all.

By the way, "mysteriousness" is not a real word. The word is "mystery."

July 19, 2006 3:08 AM

i think she was inspired to consider herself an animal by that sculpture of her giving birth.

July 19, 2006 7:57 AM

I studied this poem in college and this song is about like, things that corrupt innocence and bad influences and the devil. It's the poem Blake wrote opposite of The Lamb. (And it's acutally Tyger, not Tiger) And it has nothing to do with animals craving lust or having life-rhythm, Brit.
She has no clue what this poem is about, she has been deluded for years to think that everything she says is smart and thinks that if she quotes poetry we'll all read it and be like "Wow, Britney really DOES have it all together, obviously -- she reads poetry! We were all way off, she clearly has her head on straight. You can tell because she's quoting William Blake" Idiot. We are smarter than you!

July 19, 2006 8:40 AM

I think it's ridiculous to say that most animals hunger for "love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure"--or even most humans for that matter.

She comes off as a 13 year old trying to sound poignant.

July 19, 2006 10:43 AM

I think that Brit has been watching the discovery channel while tripping on acid

Let's be honest: Britney probably thinks William Blake was the guy who had an apple dropped on his head and discovered gravity and tigers anfd stuff, y'all.

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