It seems Jessica's growing tired of trying to fill the void left by her beloved Nick with some wacky, spiky-haired replacement. MSNBC.com reports:
The recently divorced "Newlyweds" star seemed "put off" by the advances of the "Scrubs" star at a recent event at the Pink Elephant in the Hamptons, according to the new issue of The Star. "He was flirting up a storm and being very aggressive," a source told the tab. "You could tell it grossed out Jess and her friends. He was like a horny schoolboy." In fact, none of the string of hotties the former "Newlyweds" star has been linked with is panning out. She "blindsided" her "Employee of the Month" co-star, Dane Cook, by calling him on June 22 and saying they should go their separate ways, according to the Star. Spokespeople for the two have denied that they were ever an item, but gossips insist that they've secretly dated. And Simpson's fling with Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has apparently flopped. "Jessica is lonely and needy," a source tells Star. "She's having a hard time dealing with the fact that [ex-husband] Nick [Lachey] is in love [with MTV's Vanessa Minnillo]."
This actually makes me sad, cause I was rooting for them back when Newlyweds first started. I mean, she was dumb, but he seemed to be OK with that. Oh well, this is why I will never allow MY future marriage to be documented by some MTV show--NOT because I won't ever be famous. Let's not get it twisted.
HelenSparkles
Isn't Zach still with Mandy Moore, what happened to keeping us up to date with that then?!
C
Zack and Mandy broke up about 2-3 months ago. He has a wandering eye. The dude has tried to nail anything that walks since the break up.
I'm just glad she's no longer with Dane Cook. He's way too good for her.
I'm not sorry for her, she's the dumbass that sabotages any relationship she's gotten into. I'm sure she stopped calling Adam, just like she told Dane she needed her "space" and just like she told Nick she wanted a divorce. If she is sad and lonely then it is all her fault. She made her bed - now she'll have to lie in it. Nick was ok with her being dumb, he is still ok with it. She is the one who wanted "better."
ifyousayso
C, didn't you hear about how Adam Levine allegedly dumped Jess via text message?
She made her bed by dumping a perfectly hot guy who loved her to pieces and now she's gotta sleep in it. The grass isn't always greener, huh, Jess?
C
ifyousayso, I forgot that, sorry. But that was a total rebound deal, she probably got clingy and thought a "real relationship" was going to come out of it. She had already slept with Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera. I'm sure her cooter is starting to resemble that of Paris Hilton's.