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If the following is, in fact, true, then this woman is pretty much determined to prove that she clearly has no idea how to spend money, and deserves to have it removed from her person. From Starpulse blog:

Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe's grave to bury her pet goat. The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood's Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol. It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles' International Church of Christ. A source told Daily Star newspaper: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton'. "Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives. But it has transpired that it's just an old goat. Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris. This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals. It should be reserved for superstars."

I hope that shit ain't true, as opposed to the following from TMZ:
Perhaps channeling the spirit of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning while the two were playing. We repeat: PARIS' KINKAJOU BIT HER ON THE ARM. The wound was superficial and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

One can only hope that Baby Luv (clearly the party most at risk in this situation) was up-to-date on her shots, otherwise, God only knows what crazy STD she's possibly contacted from ol' Paris.

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More photos of Paris Hilton wearing that big red belt, after the jump.

(x17online.com)




6 Comments

August 11, 2006 11:25 AM

Now who says monkeys are stupid??? Good job, little simian. Sorry about the STD(s) that jumped off on ya, though...

Marilyn isn't buried. She was cremated.

People aren't supposed to own Kinkajous. I mean, maybe it's cool and all, but it's not a domesticated animal. I'm not surprised it's bit her.

I feel bad for the Kinkajou. I mean, maybe it has a nice life and all, being pampered by her, but she seems pretty creepy. It probably got scared when it saw her big nose coming at it.

August 11, 2006 1:30 PM

not only was Marilyn cremated, but her remains are in an above-ground mausoleum.

August 11, 2006 4:21 PM

You're both wrong. Marilyn is buried in a crypt inside of a wall and there are no space left next to her. There are only two spots next to Marilyn and one is taken and the other was bought by Hugh Hefner. This story is bogus.

Actually you cannot bury an animal in a human cematary, even if you are Herpes Crocth

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