Sweet mother of all that is holy Lindsay! Shut your mouth before more verbal-diarrhea comes out.
Little Lindsay, age twelve, loved watching "Sex And The City" and taking notes. She was inspired by the free and open relationships that the four New York women abided by. Lindsay willingly takes it a step farther by sharing her body with anyone who happens to have a fire crotch fetish. However, she admits that she hates sharing her boy toys with other people.
"Sex And The City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people." Lindsay gushes.
I am a fan of the former HBO show, but I am afraid that if I were actually that promiscuous...my vagina would fall off.
More photos of Lindsay Lohan, plus a few before her quick change, after the jump.
'Sex & The City' Inspires Lindsay Lohan [Starpulse]
Written by Cara Harrington
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Yeah, that dress is very Samantha. I'm not sure it fits her tho. She looks 30 years older in that.
jin
WOW - WHAT A "STRONG WOMAN"
LOOKING FOR A FATHER FIGURE IN ANY MAN WHO COMES ALONG (AND SOMEONE TO BLOW RAILS WITH) IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT THAT SHOW WAS ABOUT.
POOR MISGUIDED JUNKIE.