Take A Ride In Paris' Bed

 

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StarStyle is currently auctioning off a few Paris Hilton memorabilia on its site. Some throw pillows, a couple of lamps, and her bed. You can purchase the king size skank infested mattress, box spring, and bed of which 10% of the price will be donated to the American Red Cross.

I am not sure where to start on how disgustingly wrong it is. The description of the bed goes on to state that there is some wear and tear on the bed. I am sure that is just from a few pillow fights.

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More photos of Paris Hilton and her crew, from her Miami CD release party, after the jump.

You Too Can Sleep in Paris' Bed! [TMZ]

Written by Cara Harrington

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7 Comments

Um, I hope some Valtrex is included in the price of the bed.

Oh look, its Team Skanky Crotch.

That Brandon Guy looks like Elvis did in 1976.

August 16, 2006 6:01 PM

Does the other 90% go to treating her VD?

Does it come with a set of golden arches over it and a sign that reads, "Over one billion served?"

Scott Storch went through Nicole's eye wear collection.

Those huge glasses are just ridiculous

August 16, 2006 10:31 PM

I can't stop laughing, can you imagine buying that bed and even considering sleeping in it? They should call it what it is, a coffin of disease, however the red cross part is hilarious, aren't they all about stopping the spread of diseases?

Is there any part of that girl that isn't for sale?

Anyways, Brandon looks 50% better with those glasses covering 50% of his face! Makes you wonder why it doesn't work for Storch who still looks like an asshole.

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