- Eva Longoria knows the value of staying hydrated. [MollyGood]
- The second "Jackass" movie looks to be pretty juvenile. [IDLYITW]
- Best Week Ever deciphers the Michael Lohan cartoon. [Best Week Ever]
- Luke and Owen Wilson use butt doubles. [Hollywood Rag]
- Amanda Bynes needs to stop eating fries. [Egotastic]
- Actress Kirsten Dunst may buy expensive clothes, but they sure don't look it. [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan is the new Goldie Hawn. [CityRag]
- Hugh Jackman is a good father. [Just Jared]
- Even Britney Spears' chest couldn't save the Teen Choice Awards. [PITNB]
- Jessica Simpson spoiled? No way?! [Popsugar]
- Marriage has done Avril Lavigne good. [Hollywood Tuna]
Written by Joshua Martin
Sage
Amanda Bynes has always had a round face! She is not fat - she's just not a child anymore. She does not need to "stop eating fries." You bitches won't be happy until everyone looks like old lady Nicole Richie and Lohan. Scrawny and bleached and lame.