Los Angeles:

Property from Cher's personal collection will be available for your viewing/purchase pleasure this weekend at The Beverly Hilton. Although, it's hard to believe who'd want to buy things that even Cher doesn't want anymore...
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The Yeah Yeah Yeahs will be performing at the Hollywood Palladium this Sunday (and Monday) night, so head over to Craig's List and hook up with someone who has tickets to spare. [Link]

Chicago:

Beyonce's hosting a pretty incredible fashion event tonight at The Chicago Theatre featuring the music of Ozomatli and the fashion of Marc Jacobs, D&G and more. The event's working to raise money for The Art Institute of Chicago, and at up to $1000 a ticket, it shouldn't be too hard. [Link]

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I guess this means Eva gets to keep the house?

Life and Style reports that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have split up. Despite the fact that they just shacked up together in the bonds or mortgage-mony a source told L&S that:

"Eva decided that Tony wasn't right for her."

It could be many things...the age gap, the money, the level of hotness. Who knows!

Tony and Eva: Split [Life & Style]

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The infamously skinny Nicole Richie was recently seen leaving the West Hollywood Recovery Center, a treatment facility that specializes in 12 Step Programs. Nicole was seen on a Wednesday, coincidentally after the Crystal Meth meeting let out.

Now, I'm not saying anything for sure, because AA meetings are also held at the same time on Wednesday's, but unless you've been living under a rock, you've seen all those specials on Crystal Meth and you know what it does to people. It makes you gross and skinny. Nicole has had trouble with substance abuse in the past.

It has been rumored that the stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe keeps her clients thin by providing them with the meth, and if that's the case, it also explains why Rachel always looks all crater-faced and gross. So Nicole might actually be telling the truth when she says she doesn't have an eating disorder.

I just hope we don't see Nicole running around with lesions and missing teeth any time soon.

This story kind of makes me sad for Nicole. See, I'm not a complete monster.

Exclusive: Nicole Richie leaving a crystal meth anon meeting (update) [Celebitchy]

Written by Christina Sciarrillo

Surprise, surprise. Pam Anderson slipped a nip in public. Again. [Splash]
I guess that whole segregation thing didn't work out so well for CBS's Survivor. After only two episodes, the tribes merged into one unbathed melting pot. [AP]
After announcing "only a moron" would put in a bid to buy YouTube, billionaire moron Mark Cuban offered to buy it for $150 million. [Yahoo]
Perez Hilton offers an educated guess as to why Anna Nicole Smith married her attorney Howard K. Stern. [Perez Hilton]
Despite the fact she's a married heterosexual, Pink would like to encourage you to come out of the closet[Dlisted]
I'm currently attempting to adopt this kid, as he is the coolest person on the planet. [Crunk & Disorderly]

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Sutton Pierce Federline will soon grace the pages of People Magazine. With her publicist on hiatus, Britney has been doing her own PR, and negotiated her deal with People on her own.
Let's just hope that Brit Brit can handle herself and subject us to inappropriate images (a la her Matt Lauer appearance). I'm praying that we're spared the diaper change or breast feeding shots.

Sutton's debut into the public eye is earning his mommy a pretty penny. Sources say that Britney turned down an offer from OK! magazine that was close to $2 million. If Britney keeps popping them out at this rate, she's reclaim her Highest Annual Earnings by a Female Singer throne in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Britney Debuting Sutton in People [Popsugar]

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See which celebrity is kind enough to sign an autograph on an old paycheck stub for one of her fans. She has a famous sister, she isn't a memeber of Team Fire Crotch, she recently debuted in a well known musical, and loves black nail polish.

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According to the oh-so-reliable Star magazine, Johnny Depp is about to make Vanessa Paridis an honest woman. In the past, Depp has stated that he didn't want to marry his babies-momma because her last name was too beautiful to change. I guess that excuse got old...Next month you can read all the romantic details in Star.

According to the cover of Star, Johnny Depp is marrying his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis. [Nosy Snoop]

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TMZ reports on the world's sexiest humanitarian couple:

Could there be trouble in the oh-so-pretty paradise that is the universe of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? According to a report this morning, a tussle over their next child is causing a rift between the stars. "Brad wants another child, preferably a boy - but he wants a biological boy," says a Page Six source. "He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away." Angelina, on the other hand, isn't on board with that plan - she's ready to adopt again, plus the pillow-lipped actress has a profoundly busy work schedule, with at least three films in the making.

Oh snap! Sounds like he thinks he's the boss of her uterus.

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• Nick looks like that fat pimply kid you stuffed in lockers when you were in middle school. [City Rag]
• Pink rocks it like the policeman from the villiage people. [Dlisted]
• Kate Beckinsale is a MILF for other MILFs to envy. [Egotastic]
• Hilary Swank is worth about 42 cents. [Hollywood Rag]
• Guess who is most kissable..[Hollywood Tuna]
• More men in spandex...I love Fridays. [Just Jared]
• Slutty and Frumpy hit the town. [Mollygood]
• Avril is extremely gross....I guess that isn't a news-flash. [IDLYITW]
• Tom Cruise is a tiny little guy. [PITNB]
• Happy 11th Birthday? [Popsugar]

Jessica, who looks quite disheveled, joins Avril, Sharon Stone, Dave Navarro, and a few others at the opening of "Area Nightclub."

Poor thing not even thirteen layers of lipstick can help.

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Written by Lisa Timmons