Oh that sneaky Christie Brinkley...

During the Halloween Parade at Sag Harbor Christie sat patiently on the steps of the American Hotel incognito. She wore a Marilyn Monroe wig and apparently no one was aware of her presence. Even as her kids walked by in the parade didn't recognize who she was. Ex, Peter Cook, explained to the kids it was indeed their mom. The kids rushed over for a few hugs and kisses then resumed their walk in the parade. Peter made no attempt to approach Ms. Brinkley and didn't even attempt at exchanging pleasantries.

To bad she didn't kick him straight in the junk in her Marilyn duds. I wonder what her alias is? She can borrow one of mine...how about Annabelle Von Thunderpussy.

Can't Hide [Page Six]

Written by Cara Harrington

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People magazine has quotes from Kevin Federline's recent interviews. Here are some of my favorites:

"I'm not going to say that I planned on falling in love with my wife when my ex-girlfriend (actress Shar Jackson) was pregnant," Federline, 28, tells USA Today.

Federline also says he thinks show business is no place for children, "even though my wife did it, and it turned out okay for her. ... And if that means I take my family out of L.A. to grow up on a farm, then that's what I've got to do."

Federline also tells his life story to the The New York Post, and says he wants to write a book: "The book is definite. It will be a biography of my life until I met my wife, so people will better understand who I am. I haven't done it yet. You know, I'll get a ghostwriter in there."

I would love a visit to the Federline Farm, where I imagine the stunning orange of the ripening Cheetoh fields perfectly compliments the autumn foilage, and the Red Bull-Cows graze lazily as they wait to be milked.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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Trampy and Haggy were of course at the Playboy Mansion Halloween Party shaking their "money makers." As usual Paris Hilton was dancing on a table airing out her mangled side of roast beef she calls a noonie while Nicky had some fun of her own.

What Page Six is calling "a height-challenged young man" (which I believe is the PC term for midget right now and in honor of Nip/Tuck's midget we will call said young man "Dinklage-Doppelganger." ) had Nicky Hilton on the dance floor bent over. She then wrapped her leg around him and introduced her tongue with his in a bit of a game of "tonsil hockey."

To top the night off Dinklage-Doppelganger helped himself to a slap and tickle with Nicky who was clearly trashed. After the groping Nicky then spent the rest of the night crawling around under tables. She was said to be looking for her purse but my guess was she was after more Dinklage lovin'.

Written by Cara Harrington

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• David Hasselhoff sweated his ass off at the Baywatch DVD release party. [Dlisted]
• SuicideGirls.com is offering a special Halloween photoset, Diner of Death, free to the public. If you're over the age of 18 and love scary naked boobs, please check it out. [SG]
• Kevin Federline feels his life justifies an autobiography. Plus he wants to visit Africa. Sure, jump on that bandwagon. [CelebWarship]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt makes for a very accurate Charlie Chaplin. [Hollywood Rag]
• Photos of the Jared Leto - Elijah Wood showdown have surfaced. Poor hobbit. [Brooklyn Vegan]
• How about spending New Year's in Rio? [Made in Brazil]
• Pink puts on her "scary face" while performing in Finland. [ICYDK]
• Heather Locklear is still dressing like she's in junior high school. [The Bastardly]
• Which celebrity had the dumbest Halloween costume this year? With so many choices, it's hard to decide. [Fatback and Collards]
• 50 Cent and the mother of his child have a wacky custody agreement for their son. [Starpulse]
• The woman in the center of the Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe break up rumors has been identified. [BWE]

Written by Alyk

Oh you thought I mean about being a humanitarian and all that stuff? Oh heck no, girlfriend is talking about sleeping around. From The National Ledger:

"It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere. Anyway, I don't even think I have had my best kiss yet."

"My mum's going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people... but if I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. It's very old-fashioned. The guys I am really attracted to now don't drink, don't smoke and don't do anything else," she added, according to the report.

Yeah, I believe that last part. Because that way you don't have to share. Am I right?

Written by Lisa Timmons

CBS President and CEO Les Moonves, along with producer Jerry Bruckheimer where honored last night at the Museum of Television and Radio party hosted by Katie Couric. Obviously, it was a CBS heavy event, with many of the network's stars showering praises on the two men.

"The two most talented men in Hollywood," said "CSI: NY" star Kanakaredes. "Come on!"

"Les Moonves is not just a good guy, he's a great guy," said Hart. "Here's a man who's taken CBS from number three to number one for the last several years."

A glamorous-looking Couric hosted the event, which also provided Moonves the opportunity to express his appreciation as well.

"I appreciate what they do and I envy them," said Moonves. "I admire them. We wouldn't be here having this dinner tonight if it wasn't for them."

Many more photos of the celebrities in attendance (Julie Chen, Emily Procter, Eric Close, Alyson Hannigan, Jorja Fox, Katie Couric, Skeet Ulrich, George Eads, Marg Helgenberger, Jennifer Love Hewitt and more) at the Museum of Television and Radio bash after the jump.

Jerry Bruckheimer and Les Moonves Honored [ET]

Written by Lauren Burch

By J. Harvey

Previously - I accepted Betty as my personal savior.

I don't think I've seen anything as funny as tall glass of fag Mark dressed up as Betty in the Guadalajara poncho. That's a howl. He should dress this column. This episode, obviously, takes place during Halloween but thankfully doesn't feel the need to inject any corny-ass "scary" elements into it unless you count Judith Light's crow's feet. Bitch has come a long way since One Life to Live. So we're not going to see Betty being chased by any psycho killers or a ghost that haunts Mode. Vanessa Williams digs Mark's costume and gives him a raise. Meanwhile, back at Betty's crib - Dad is going all out for Halloween despite the fact that his daughter's are bugging him about why he's using a dead guy's SSN number. It's because he's an illegal immigrant. Duh. That's not even a spoiler, that's just common sense. So don't bitch at me for spilling it. Oh, and Justin is dressed up as Gene Kelly in a sailor outfit and is actually tap-dancing and singing songs from whatever movie it was. This boy is going to be a total bottom. But I bet he's going to be a power bottom. He rocks. His granddad hopes he can sing, dance, AND throw a punch. Betty's papa should write this column. I can't wait until the episode when we meet Justin's Dad. I can only pray it's Ricky Martin in some spot-on stunt casting.

Mark and Vanessa Williams discuss her date with a much younger man last night. Vanessa talks about how he dipped his toe in her lake and the water was warm and that was a little much. They show some footage of the date on Fashion TV, and Vanessa's hair is all jacked up like maybe she got in a fight backstage with Judith Light. Judith Light has to endure Alyssa Milano for several years so I bet her patience has worn thin with any diva types like Alyssa and Mr. Tony Danza. She's had enough. Which is why she mostly does theatre now. Vanessa refers to Scottish as "Irish" and Mark corrects her and she's like whatever. She's more concerned about how she looked like "Miss Jane Pittman" on her date last night. Seriously, this recap sorta writes itself.

More of J. Harvey's "Ugly Betty" recap is after the jump.

Fergie who recently completed her European tour came home and found a cop with a gun creeping up her driveway! Seems that Fergie's neighbors heard what they believed to be was a woman being violently attacked! Not so seems the pop singer just missed her dogs so much she was howling with them on the front porch. Fergie's live-in boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel of Las Vega said, "She's a pretty good singer and she does this thing where she (sings) way up, like, super high.

According to reports Fergie went back out to her car to retrieve some thing and saw the policeman with a shotgun and told her someone had reported an attack at her house. I bet she felt pretty stupid when she had to say "Nope- it's just me and my pooches singing!" I guess life is never boring in Los Angeles!

More photos of Fergie performing at MTV Student Voice Awards in Tokyo after the jump.

Fergie Has a Brush With the Law [NMC]

Written by Christy Pastore

Jennifer Lopez was looking quite glam at the 10th Annual Ace Awards Gala which honors those individuals and groups that have made great strides in raising the awareness of the accessories industry.

Ms. Lopez arrived on the arm of her husband Marc Anthony, and was more than happy to pose for the camera. Other celebs in attendance were Tom Ford, Naomi Watts, Carson Kressley, Eva Pigford, Rachel Zoe, Zac Posen and many more. The evening was all about the awards - the winners list:

- Fendi: Brand of the Year
- Suzy Menkes/International Herald Tribune: Marylou Luther Award for Fashion Journalism
- Bergdorf Goodman: Retailer of the Year
- Sostice Sunglass Boutique: Specialty Retailer of the Year
- Tom Ford: Accessory Brand Launch
- O, The Oprah Magazine: Magazine of the Year
- Michael Kors: Designer of the Year
- Coach: Fashion Innovation
- Rachel Zoe: Fashion Influencer
- Jennifer Lopez: ACE Award

More photos from the 10th Annual Ace Awards Gala after the jump.

Written by Lauren Burch

• Ohhh. Pamela Anderson is looking mighty rough. [MollyGood]
• Someone needs to tell Chris Klein he needs to up the Halloween costume ante next year. [IDLYITW]
• Did Ivana Trump have to be escorted out of the Carousel of Hope Ball for being too drunk. Such a shame. [Dlisted]
• Gavin Rossdale celebrates his birthday. [PITNB]
• On the flip side of the coin, here is some great Halloween creativity. [CityRag]
• Rebecca Romijn and fiance Jerry O'Connell love their pups. [PopSugar]
• Lucy Pinder 2007 Calendar photos. [Hollywood Tuna]
• A reunion on "Prison Break." [Just Jared]
• Kelly Rowland is looking mighty fit. [Hollywood Rag]
• Paris Hilton does enjoy her food. [Egotastic]

Written by Lauren Burch