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The poor thing. Isn't it enough that she gets picked on by all the late night talk show hosts? Now even the politicos are making fun of Jessica Simpson's deficiencies. John Kerry is the latest to do so:

"Attacking Patrick Murphy for his [military] service is a little bit like Jessica Simpson attacking Albert Einstein's IQ," Kerry told an audience in Philly in defense of a Democratic House candidate there.
Jessica Simpson's people weren't too happy with the remark.
"Obviously, it's stupid, and we don't agree with it," an assistant to Cindy Berger, Simpson's publicist, told us yesterday.
No word on if Jessica Simpson was upset by the statement, since I'm not real sure if Jessica knows who Albert Einstein is?

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Kerry's other target: Jessica Simpson [The Boston Globe]

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Written by Lauren Burch






3 Comments

November 8, 2006 8:10 AM

So she's famous for being an idiot, yet balks when someone calls her one. Interesting....

November 8, 2006 10:57 AM

This statement coming from the moron who just made a complete ass out of himself by botching a joke that offended everyone in the military. He's got so much room to talk.

if anything Jessica simpson has done better that john kerry, each in his own field!

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