SFGate.com is reporting that America's Favorite Cocaine Vacuum has exited her quarters at Hollywood's famed Chateau Marmont hotel. Apparently, she's been taking up way too much room with her free clothes. She has rooms full of clothes? This is shocking to me seeing as she's usually dressed like a f*cked-out aerobic instructor.
Upon returning from a recent trip to Europe, the star was told she'd have to downsize and she took umbrage and walked out. A source says, "She threw a fit but was told there were no more available rooms. 'Fine, I'll just move out,' she yelled, and the management quickly agreed she should."It's times like these when I read things like that which make me happy to be alive and own a laptop full of venom. Seriously, "fine I'll just move out"? Bitch please. You're a dime a dozen. In twenty years, there will be some other cocaine nosed pukebitch super celeb staggering her whore ass around the grounds of that hotel and you'll be lucky if you're parking her damn car. Exit Taradise with some dignity while you can. And for god's sakes - no more leggings.
More photos of Lindsay Lohan and her puffy lips are after the jump.
Written by J. Harvey
Lohan Moves Out of Hollywood Hotel After Fight [SFG Daily Dish]
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Dazzler
Yeah I thought it was just me, but I noticed all of a sudden this week her lips are bigger. I wonder what happened there? Ideas anyone?
Mags
Wow, I didn't even recognize her in that first picture. She actually looks ... glamorous.
Mags
... And furthermore, her face also makes her look like she actually ate a sandwich or something.
SpongebOb
her hair makes her face look...orange
that or its the fake spray on tan
jin
SIGH - DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
SHE HAS COKE AND ALCOHOL BLOAT - SHE'S STILL AS UNFIT AND DRUGADDLED AS EVER.
AND SHE'S BEEN GETTING LIP INJECTIONS ON AND OFF FOR A FEW MONTHS.
IT COMPLETES HER FREAKISHLY DESPERATE TRY-HARD APPEARANCE.
Draya
HA! Excellent rant, J. Harvey. Hilarious!
La Hohan is so over. Nobody will put up with white-trash bullshizz anymore.
mutterhals
I thought she was one of those Madame Tussuea (sp) wax models in the first picture...