Jessica Alba Would Make Algebra Way Hotter

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Teenage boys want to get taught by Jessica Alba. In related news, Michael Richards and Mel Gibson are racists, the sky is blue, and PI = 3.14.

According to The Sun, Alba has been voted as the celebrity that most students would like as a substitute teacher for the day.

The Sin City actress was voted at the top of the list in a poll carried out by the National Education Association.

She apparently beat the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Angelina Jolie in order to claim the top spot.

Jessica Alba is currently shooting the sequel the The Fantastic Four in which she plays the Invisible Woman.


A substitute teacher? For just one day? They'd want to keep their regular teacher and just have Jessica for one day? Are they nervous about her teaching skills and think her hot ass wouldn't compensate for low scores on the SAT's? The majority of the straight guys I know think Jessica's sex on wheels. I don't see it, but then again - I'm into dudes. Angelina Jolie could be licking my right nipple and I'd still be thinking about who my favorite Golden Girl is.

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Alba should teach [Digital Spy]

(Splash News Online)








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