Monsters and Critics reports that Jessica's freaking over the possible existence of a sex tape starring her and her ex-husband Nick Lachey.
Jessica Simpson has been left reeling by rumors a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet.The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.
She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."
I remember back when all my straight guy friends were being forced by their girlfriends to watch MTV's Newlyweds. And the general consensus was that Nick Lachey was duped into willingly handcuffing his balls to the world's most annoying girl via that terrifying "wait until marriage" ploy. Nick managed to escape, and dropped a hit album and landed a hotter bim. Jessica, however, ended up sleeping with half of the cast of Jackass and doing Pizza Hut commericals. Nick wins.
And as for the tape - it wouldn't be a shocker if her Dad was the one who shot it and was the one blackmailing her. He's not right. He probably told them that God wanted him to critique their love-making.
Jessica in Sex Tape? [Monsters and Critics]
Draya
J. Harvey, you are hilarious! Write on!
Papa Joe probably had the mansion secretly wired with cameras, so Nic and Jess din't know they were being filmed. It wouldn't be too difficult. They were doing that stupid-ass reality show, after all. Daddy's the blackmailer. F*cking lecherous creep.
I'm waiting for Mama Simpson to divorce his perverted ass. He's so getting some poon-tang on the side.