People sez that friendlies Britney and her whoreasaurus pal Paris will be running the Billboard Music Awards this year. Have the producers heard these two speak publicly before? When Britney isn't snapping her gum and crying fat tears, she's blathering on about tigers and shit. And as for Paris, chile don't get me started. "I'm like not smart, like you know."
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are taking their act onstage: The pair will co-host next week's Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, a source confirms to PEOPLE."There are no plans for either to perform, but they will host the event together," says a show source. "They'll be fun onstage together."
Among those performing will be Janet Jackson - who will open the show - Gwen Stefani, Mary J. Blige, Ludacris, and the Fray. Carrie Underwood, Carmen Electra, Dave Navarro, Vanessa Minnillo, and Katharine McPhee are among the celebs making special appearances.
The 2006 Billboard Music Awards will air live on FOX Monday at 8 p.m. ET from Las Vegas's MGM Grand Garden Arena.
The only way these two could produce "fun onstage together" would be with a rousing game of Russian Roulette. Or maybe a Tijuana donkey show. I doubt that's going to happen, though. Puritans.
Britney and Paris Take Over the Billboard Awards [People]
UPDATE: US Weekly is reporting Britney pulled out!
After nearly a week of clubbing, partying and shopping in LA with new BFF, Paris Hilton, Us has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has abruptly pulled out of co-hosting with the heiress on the Fox Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live on December 4."She pulled out," confirms a source with Fox. "She didn't give a reason."
More on Britney's abrupt departure, and a new "she not wearing any underwear again" photo (NSFW), after the jump.
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The source tells Us that Hilton is still a possible host despite losing Spears as a sidekick. Other sources confirm that as recent as this morning, agents for both Hilton and Spears were hashing out the final terms of the contract, but at 5pm today, Spears had backed out of negotiations."We really don't know the reason. But we're disappointed she backed out." says a Fox source.
The source says the show may go on with Hilton as solo host, or it may feature comedian (and Fox sitcom star) Brad Garrett, given he's at the top of the show producer's wish list.
If this last part is true, does that mean we'll soon be seeing pics of Paris reminding Brad to close his legs because he's wearing a short skirt and no panties when they pull up to the club?
Britney Backs Out [US]
And the money shot. Image opens in a new window:
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EraserFan
Sorry J.Harvey: your experiences as a middle aged woman have taught you plenty about grandma panties. Unfortunately you didn't recognize the little pink panties our friend Britney is wearing.
Even Blanche could tell you that's not a bare chocha!
OldWiseOne
I think whoreasaurus is my new favourite word!