I Hope Britney's New Single is Called "No Drawers"

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The Daily Mail is reporting that Britney's post-filing for divorce adventures might be threatening her recording career. If she even denies the world a worthy sequel to "Me Against the Music" then I'm done.

Britney Spears' record label is becoming anxious that her recent wild partying is jeopardising her career.

She has been out on the tiles with Paris in Los Angeles virtually every night for a week, and she has already picked up some of her bad habits.

Not only has Britney stopped wearing underwear but it appears that her famed work ethic is also being affected.

She is supposed to be at the Marlin Hotel in Miami recording with Pharrell Williams.

The Neptunes frontman even had some cupcakes delivered to the recording studio as a little gift to Brit, but "Oops" she must have forgotten to put the date in her diary - as she was out partying with Paris in LA again last night and failed to show up.

Sources say "Pharrell isn't best pleased with Britney. He is a very busy man in the music industry and doesn't have time to be messed around like this."

It seems the man responsible for Britney's recent silliness is Canadian hip-hop record mogul Scott Storch, who introduced Brit to Paris in the first place. We bet there's a lot of hate mail in his postbox.

Earlier this month she was hard at work in New York. But a source said: "Britney has been missing recent recording sessions because she has been out all night partying. Her label, Jive, is very worried."


This bitch is passing up Pharrell's cupcakes to go out with human urinal Paris Hilton? Hell, I would show up two hours early and write iambic pentameter for delicious cupcakes!

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Britney's New Album on the Rocks? [Daily Mail]

(Splash News Online)




4 Comments

November 29, 2006 4:14 PM

Famed work ethic??? Remember the Onyx Hotel tour, lazy bitch showed up for about 10 dates of a world tour and blew of the rest of it using Lindsay Lohan's tried and true, broken appendages, sprains and of course exhaustion. She was poking that fug himbo, dancer - what's his name.

Whatever, she's got no management or p.r. so she's running the show. I expect her career is over - but being so stupid she hasn't notice. Her core fan base has long grown up and moved on and the tweens now aren't really into stupid pop anymore or boybands. She better start spending what she's got wisely or we'll be reading some Leon Spinks story of her being a hotel maid in 10 years. Which would be funny.

November 29, 2006 5:02 PM

he should have tried cheetos. everyone knows britney can't fight the lure of cheetos.

November 29, 2006 7:19 PM

I think britney needs another boob job, from the piccies she has really let herself go. Oh and she hangs out with paris "I'm so wealthy I don't bother working" hilton, oh who really gives a rats ass?

November 30, 2006 10:39 AM

WTF is up with her boobs? I think I'm going to start calling her Frankentits. That is a truly horrifying pic of her.

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