E! Online is reporting that Anna better barricade her doors because her eviction is official. This bitch's life is RIngling Bros.
Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she's been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.
The Bahamian Supreme Court issued a default judgment in favor of G. Ben Thompson on Tuesday, after Smith let a two-week response window lapse with nary a court filing.
Shortly after the judgment was entered in the books, Thompson's lawyer sent a letter to Smith, demanding she exit the premises, which the model has alternately maintained was a gift or loan from Thompson, within a 48-hour period, a timetable that expires at the end of today.
The housing brouhaha kicked off last month when Thompson, a South Carolina real estate developer and former Smith boyfriend, disputed that his generosity included a million-dollar mortgage, and claimed that his onetime paramour was woefully in arrears on the property and as such was "unlawfully occupying" his tropical estate.
More three-ring circus caliber drama after the jump.
Earlier this month, Thompson twice shut off power at the estate, dubbed Horizons. The blackouts lasted just a few hours each, but resulted in increased tensions between the camps, with Smith's attorney, Wayne Munroe, blasting the plug-pulling move as "shenanigans that are totally inappropriate."Perhaps sensing her days in Horizons were numbered, Smith and her current beau, Howard K. Stern, reportedly have begun house-hunting on the island.
However, if the twosome is to maintain their Bahamian residency--something they only received after claiming to have purchased the million-dollar digs--the couple will need to shell out more than $500,000 for a new property.
It's a really sick joke that the estate is called "Horizons".
Doesn't all of this seem a little surreal? I mean how much more f*cked-up can one person's life get?
Let's examine the evidence. Along with being forcibly evicted from her Bahamian home, we have:
- Teenage son dead of causes that appear to be drugs, but currently being disputed.
- Gave birth to baby girl that she claims was fathered by her lawyer/best friend
- Marries lawyer about two weeks after her teenage son OD's in the hospital room where she just had her baby girl
- Former boyfriend steps up to claim he's the father of the baby, enter court-ordered paternity test
- Starts hinting around that she's knocked-up again
- Repeatedly selling photos and interviews to do with her recent struggles, including that of the death of her son
- Signs back with TrimSpa, because despite having the most f*cked-up life of any celebrity on this planet or any other one, being slender is still key
Seriously, I've eaten burritos made by people with Parkinson's that were less messy.
john says:
loni