Find out after the jump.

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Despite the fact that I've always sort of thought he resembled a Christmas elf, it doesn't sound like Clay Aiken was filled with holiday cheer when dealing with fans this hoilday season. A number singers were not allowed to sing during Aiken's holiday concert Saturday, even though they had won singing competitions and had been rehearsing for the event. 15-year old, Joshua Willard, is one such jilted singer, who is no longer a fan. From TMZ:

Willard says Aiken was rude to audience members and told several people to sit down and cover their mouth. Clay even showed a raunchier side by pretending he had flatulence every time feedback came through the speakers. Talk about making a stink!

An hour after the show, Willard got to meet Clay, but says that Miss Thing was "snotty" and acted like he was too good for his little fans. The former Claymates were even told not to take individual pictures with Aiken, only group shots. Willard is devastated and says that due to Aiken's behavior, he now "could care less of Clay."

Maybe all that hair dye has gone to Clay's head and he's momentarily forgotten that he was a NOBODY less than five years ago.

See more of Clay Aiken's not so pretty faces after the jump.

Clay Aiken: American A-Hole? [TMZ]

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It looks like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the kids are going to be spending this New Year's in Costa Rica. They have been in Costa Rica since Christmas Day, and are staying at the exclusive Four Seasons Resort in Papagayo on Costa Rica's northern Pacific coast.

Accompanied by their three children, a nanny and a personal chef, the Jolie-Pitt entourage, registered as "the Black family," have been staying at the resort since last Friday, the report said.

The hotel's Web site describes the facility as "spilling down a lush mountainside to an isthmus of golden sand," and says room rates range from $470 to $6,800 a night.

Just your typical average hotel room I'm sure.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Staying in Costa Rica Four Seasons for New Year's [FOX News]

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I'm not exactly sure why, but it sounds like Eva Longoria is a steadfast member of Camp Paul McCartney in the Mills/McCartney battle that's taking place across the ocean. From ContactMusic.com:

Cherry recently revealed he'd love to audition the estranged wife of SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY for a spot in the ABC series, saying, "If Heather Mills can act I'd be interested. It would be fascinating." But regular Longoria was livid when asked if Mills would appear in the next season, saying, "Oh God no. Not at all. That's crazy, it would be completely crazy. "If she did have a part I would be offended."

It's fun to talk shit about the woman (Mills), but seriously, I think calling her presence "offensive" seems like a bit much. Plus, only I get to say shit like that. Cause I'm just an angry nobody.

HOUSEWIFE LONGORIA FUMES OVER MILLS CAMEO [ContactMusic.com]

• That should have read: Mike Tyson tells a cop that he's an addict. [TMZ]
• Dakota Fanning's rape scene in her upcoming film "Hounddog" went swimmingly. The tiny actress only incurred mild psychological damage. [CW]
• The best part of 2006? The NSFW crotch shots, of course. [Celebitchy]
• Filmmakers have their eye on Johnny Depp to star in the upcoming Freddie Mercury biopic. Personally, I think Johnny would look amazing with the handlebar mustache. Don't you think so? [Towleroad]
• Someone apparently went to the Britney Spears School of Grooming: Kimberly Stewart is chilling in Miami looking bloated and tore up. [INO]
• Naomi Watts is all about making that dollar; the actress claimed she's tired of making dramas, and is ready for a romantic comedy that comes with a big paycheck. [Popoholic]

Which soon to be single mother of two is looking happy these days? Find out who this fit mom is after the jump.

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With the fallout over Mel Gibson's potty mouth episode seeming to cool down a bit, it now looks like the cop who arrested him is facing some problems of his own. Page Six of the New York Post has the details:

The L.A. sheriff's deputy who busted the star for DUI says his bosses are harassing him over suspicions he leaked his arrest report to the media. Deputy James Mee says that he was transferred to another assignment and grilled for hours and that his home computer and phone records were seized after the arrest six months ago.

And all of this continued drama just leads me to the conclusion that Mel Gibson needs a blog. A blog where he can get drunk, boozily type his angry, distorted views (a la Rosie and the Donald) without anyone getting hurt. Hell, that's how I keep my ass from getting arrested.

MEL COP PROBED [Page Six | New York Post]

As an American, I generally feel obligated to apologize any time one of our trashy little starlets decides to venture abroad and--well, exist, really. I kind of was hoping that Paris' name would confuse people into thinking that perhaps she was French, but I'm pretty sure getting away with that BS is long since past. It turns out her reason for being at Australia's Bondi Beach in Sydney lately (I'm sure you've seen her showering with her friend of the moment, Kim Kardashian, in tow) is, as I should have suspected, related to drinking. Page Six of the New York Post reports:

Hilton is Down Under because she's being paid a reported $1 million to host a New Year's Eve party for a new beer, Bondi Blonde. Among her duties is helping select one of 40 Aussie beach babes as the face of the new brew. The slogan for the beer - which takes its name from the surfing mecca where Post columnist Steve Dun leavy grew up - is, "at last, a natural Blonde in Bondi!"

How quaint. Using a bottle blonde to sell a bottle o' blonde. Sounds like those beer folks had a sense of humor when they decided to cook up this marketing scheme. Either that, or were drunk.

More photos of Paris and Kim Kardashian leaving Sydney after the jump.

PARIS' $1M NEW YEAR'S [Page Six | New York Post]

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A few days ago we ranked the fittest female celebrities, and now it's the guys turn. This list is based upon workout routine, diet, and the physique of the person. We all know that a well balanced diet and daily exercise are the two greatest contributing factors to a healthy lifestyle. Here is a list of some of the guys that go above and beyond the call of duty to maintain their perfectly toned bodies.

Honorable Mention: Jessica Biel - Jessica as one of our readers stated "is more cut than LL Cool J". Jessica seriously it is one thing to have a toned body and look like Jennifer Garner when she was in Alias, but you have taken it too far. You need to slow down you look like a man with those arms and your broad shoulders.

10. Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Christian Bale - A few words here: Troy, Troy and Batman Begins! Yeah, yeah - Troy and Batman Begins did not come out this year, but those movies are on DVD and can be enjoyed again and again. I think it's only fair to pay respect to the three hottest bods to ever grace the silver screen. They still look great this year as well, Brad keeps busy chasing the kids around and Eric and Christian still maintain a regular workout schedules.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal - Jake was all over the magazines this year with his shirt off and his perfectly toned abs. Jake enjoys surfing, skateboarding, running and cycling with pals Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.

8. Justin Timberlake and Usher - These two singing and dancing hotties keep their bodies finely tuned with a rigorous abs and weight training workout. Justin also enjoys extreme sports and has been spotted many times surfing the waves of the Pacific.

The top seven picks for most fit male celebrities of 2006 are after the jump.

(Jake Gyllenhaal photo courtesy of Flynet)

Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez are considering releasing a line of lingerie together. The two each have their own label as mentioned here. There is no solid official "deal" yet, but what J.Lo wants God delivers and Marc Anthony signs for it. The appeal of a duo label with two fashionistas at the helm seems more appealing despite Beck's denim issues. The high waist jean is trying to make a comeback but just like the skinny jean it should not be worn if you are over the size 2.

"I have started wearing high-waist jeans, but they do really squeeze you in round the waist and by the end of the day I was beginning to have mental images of my epitaph, 'Victoria Beckham, done in by denim.'" The soccer star's wife joked.

I am sure they came up with the lingerie idea after Jen schooled Victoria on her Fly-Girl moves and the two went to lunch and giggled about Vicks obsession with high waist jeans over some edamame and a few diet cokes.

Victoria Beckham's jeans fear [Female First]

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