K-Fed to Pretend He Can Write?

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K-Fed's considering writing a book. The most stunning revelation? Britney believes in time travel. *snicker*

Will Kevin Federline tell all about Britney Spears?

K-Fed is prepared to write a steamy, scandal-filled book about his estranged wife that could include shocking details about wild drinking, alleged drug use, her sexual attraction towards other women -- as well as her supposed belief in time-travel, according to the new issue of Star.

However, the aspiring rapper may not write the book if he gets what he wants in a divorce settlement from his famous wife.


More white trash hilarity, after the break.

K-Fed as an Author? [MSNBC]

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"Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book," a source told the tab, "or that Britney will cough up more cash than what's in their prenup [an estimated $360,000 in spousal support plus $7 million from the sale of their Malibu, Calif., home] to keep him from spilling the beans."

Federline wants sole custody of their two children as well as a settlement of at least $20 million, reports Star, and is alleging that he can "prove that Britney is an unfit mother" by revealing her partying ways both while she was pregnant and when their babies were born.

As part of his evidence against Spears, Federline is reportedly prepared to use a video he shot -- which has appeared on YouTube -- in which Spears babbles incoherently.

"Kevin says he filmed it just a week before Brit filed for divorce," a source told the Star. "He told me, 'I want the world to see that Britney is an unfit parent and that she's not in her right mind.'"


This other stuff is just icing on the cake that is Britney's belief in time travel. Seriously, can you picture it? She's all drunk one night, and covered in Ruffles crumbs, and Jerry Springer is playing in the background and she's earnestly slurring on about going back in time to when Marilyn Monroe rode a brontosaurus as Sean Preston is behind her lighting matches and throwing them at the curtains.






1 Comments

December 14, 2006 4:12 AM

That vidoe he is talking about wasn't shot just before the divorce stuff happened... I saw it on the internet over a year ago when they were still trying to hype the very unfortunate "Chaotic"...

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