According to Starpulse, Paris got high and started babbling about how she wants to marry Stavros and have Britney as her maid of honor. This wedding could only be trashier if they had the reception at a VFW hall and served peanut butter & jelly sandwiches buffet-style.
Socialite Paris Hilton is planning to marry on-off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and have Britney Spears as her matron of honour.The heiress pop star made the confession during an interview with a British newspaper.
She told the Daily Star, "It's true. I am going to get married. "I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me." Hilton and Spears have recently formed a close friendship and have frequently been seen out partying together, since Spears split from husband Kevin Federline in November.
This could possibly be the world's first crotchless maid of honor dress.
More on Britney and more photos of Paris' maid of honor after the jump.
Paris Chooses Brit As Maid Of Honor [Starpulse]
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And in case you've forgotten how busted Britney's looking lately, check it. My favorite is the photo where she looks all bent because she has to hold down her whatever the f*ck she's wearing over her F.U.P.A. Her manager obviously reminded her she HAS to stop putting on a show every night that people usually have to put a quarter into a slot in a booth to see or press *9 on their hotel room phone and enter a credit card number to rent. Both of those versions would probably be easier on the eyes, too.
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Damn I'm Cute
Can Britney Spears wear her see-through dress when she's in Paris' wedding? The Niarchos fam would love that!
WhatEva
What do you mean "can" she??
Hell, you know that is what Paris "Sperm Bank on Heels" Hilton is going to chose as the bridesmaid's gowns!
Brit's will be Red, Nicky and HoHan's will be black...
Oh, how dreamy! (if you're Larry Flynt)
2 Old 4 This
I can't wait to see wedding photos of the traditional Bride's maid keg stands!
pilsbury
Hang on a minute, I thought Paris and Britney are not so chummy anymore or has Paris decided otherwise in the past 2 days??
Crapola or what.
Tonysgirl
Wedding advice from Britney? Advice from a person who can not stay dressed much less set an example as a mother to her 2 sons.
This is soooo funny, "Dumb and Dumber".