There's this chick in L.A. named Cory Kennedy. She's 16, and rich, and her job is to wander around L.A. from party to party and to insinuate that she sleeps with Vincent Gallo. I'm jealous as hell of this chick because she lives the goddam life. Not a care in the world, sorta a celebrity for doing nothing but standing around getting photographed whilst looking homeless and stoned, and gets to go to all the hot functions. I'm not jealous of the possibly letting Vincent Gallo tag her. He'd need a bath first and some anti-psychotic medication.
Her blog is written in this really languid style which is sorta sleep-inducing but also fascinating because she hangs out with famous people and she's SOOOOO blase about it. And she loiters with the other rich arty kids. Apparently, all you need to succeed in the L.A. social scene is not buying shampoo ever, and wearing thick tights. In one entry, she disputes the story of Vincent Gallo battling with Paypal over trying to sell his body fluids and sexual services. And she often references an "l.l." which, rumor has it, is Lohan.
Anyway, she's probably a case for DYS as I notice in one picture she's wielding a can of beer. But her Moms says in this bit from Gawker that it's cool because she's drug-tested every week (?!?) and that she doesn't bang the Cobrasnake, an LA party photographer. She's merely his intern. Hmmm. Uh, is it typical for rich L.A. teens to piss in a cup every week? Then again, her Mom's name is Jinx. Hot.
Cory Kennedy Doesn't Play With The Snake [Gawker]
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Jess says:
LIKE WE CARE
NARC says:
l.l. IS LOHAN, COKEHEAD CALLS HERSELF THAT ON HER NEW MYSPACE.
THEY ARE TWO OF THE BIGGEST DRUG-USERS AND DESPERATE TRY-HARDS AROUND - DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
Me says:
Let's stop giving these people attention, okay?
Me says:
Who is she? Why is she allowed in clubs? The next Paris Hilton! F*ck, another one.
ellen says:
ugh. what a horrible person. i cannot believe she has a video of bob dylan on her myspace. sickeninggggg
sister sister says:
acutally youre completely wrong about cory. you have no idea. none at all your post makes me crack up because youre ridiculously pathetic to be writing things about someone you don't know. wow. cory doesnt fuck anyone shes a viring you idiot! and i like the name jinx don't diss her mother shes raised 4 bright girls.
Molly says:
Leave the kid alone.
megan says:
can u believe nick simmons is going out with her!
langston says:
Her sister Cody is going out with him
lauren williams says:
i would love to be her, even ask for coke from her
Katy Blud (; says:
Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
proper Stunning
And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
Well Yeh (:
Xxx
Katy Blud (; says:
Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
proper Stunning
And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
Well Yeh (:
Xxx
Katy Blud (; says:
Tbh Shes proper Amazing ..
proper Stunning
And She Has A Fucking Good Life Blud (;
I mean yeh We All Go Out Get Pissed Do Drugs Butt Not As Well As Her I must Say ..
Someone Say Another Paris Hilton?.. fuck Yehh Blud Shes Amazing Too (;
Well Yeh (:
Xxx