Scott Storch Wants To Get Into Lindsay Lohan's Pants

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Which I imagine isn't really that hard to do, making it seem like pretty big overkill that he's gone and given her about one million dollars worth of diamonds as a present. From Page Six of the New York Post:

Our source says Storch, who has reportedly earned more than $70 million as a music producer, gave Lohan $1 million worth of diamond jewelry as a gift. A spy at Mansion in South Beach said she was adorned with "the sickest diamond necklace and ear rings" and a three-stone diamond ring. Storch "has a total crush on her," claims one insider, while others say "he just wants to do her music."
Whether or not he wants to bed her or do her music, this fool is WAY overestimating the difficulty in getting to do either. I have a feeling that at this point, he could get away with dangling a shiny piece of tin foil in front of her and she'd be naked and/or in a recording studio in about 2.8 seconds.

GEM OVERLOAD [Page Six | New York Post]

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oh, come on give Lindsay credit for having a third more brains than Paris, Jessica or Britney...hell, Lindsay's acting and singing capabilities give her more worth than those other harlots! Lindsay only gives it up to those guys she wants to and not to just anybody that comes asking for it like Paris and Britney...so Stork is obviously not her type and she is playing "hard to get" with him or just leading him on...he does look like a dog, after all...Lindsay is the only girl i have sympathy for and i am not a celeb or even know her or a fan of hers...i can just read betweeen the lines and know a little psychology to figure out that girl is under a lot of pressure and very young and those two things can make anyone crazy, make rash stupid decesions, do drugs, eat, not eat, and sleep around more than normal.....

January 3, 2007 7:17 PM

Getting into her pants.....hmmmm, dead easy since she doesn't wear any..LOL

SHUSH HIS ON TOP OF HIS GAME KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM HIS BEEN RUNNING FOR TO LONG TIME TO GIVE HIM HIS KNOW GET OUT THE WAY !

SHUSH HIS ON TOP OF HIS GAME KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM HIS BEEN RUNNING FOR TO LONG TIME TO GIVE HIM HIS KNOW GET OUT THE WAY !

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