Anna Nicole Has Some Pictures of Her Baby She'd Like to Sell You

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MSNBC is reporting that Anna Nicole is in desperate need of a house so she's pimping pics of her kid. The live one. Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing until I cleared it up for you because this bitch is high and desperate and she'd go there.

Anna Nicole Smith has been peddling exclusive pics of her baby daughter to the tabs, says a source, and has used the cash to buy a house in the Bahamas.

"After she sold footage and photos of the birth to a TV show, she starting seeing that child as a cash cow," says the insider. "Howard K. Stern [Smith's lawyer and the man whom she claims is the father of the baby] takes the pictures and they sell them to the highest bidder." The house in the Bahamas could help Smith maintain residency there, since she's reportedly being booted from her current house in the island nation, where she's been living -- some say to avoid paternity testing.


Charming. If she needs to put on an addition to said house or something, she should sell the baby to one of those seedy baby brokers you see on the soaps. So a childless celebrity couple could buy her and pass the baby off as their own....and oh my god, Anna Nicole is Suri Cruise's mother.

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Her 'teeth' and disgusting gums are simply vomitous.

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