At Least We're Not Writing About Michael Jackson Raping A Baby Elephant, Right?

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That's the thing with Michael Jackson news. You really have to just think about the most outlandish, ridiculous possible scenarious that you could conceivably be reporting about the pigmentally-challenged pop star and be grateful for the slightly less shocking truth. E! News reports:

A Beverly Hills pharmacy filed suit against the reclusive pop star Wednesday, claiming that Jackson was $101,926.66 behind on payments for prescriptions filled. On Friday, Jackson's rep, Raymone Bain, issued a statement saying the pharmacy "has been paid" and that the lawsuit was due to trouble the singer had with his former business managers, who he's now suing.
In a perfect world (where E! is considered the prime purveyor of "hard news" and Judge Milian has the final say), Latoya would somehow be forced to use the policing skills she developed on "Armed and Fabulous," to have to apprehend her brother.

Jackson vs. the Medicine Man [E! News Online]

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January 15, 2007 2:35 PM

Figures it takes that much medication to keep that living corpse going.

However, any company that would extend that much credit to someone as flakey as Jackson deserves to close their door. First he didn't pay they should have cut him off, forcing him to return to his natural color. This guys whiter than Casper the ghost now.

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