The National Ledger reports that sorta former supermodel Jenny Shimizu is now claiming that she was being munched on by Angelina and Madge at the same time. Hot!
Jenny Shimizu has kept her one-time lesbian affair with Angelina Jolie in the press long after it ended with some fantastic claims. The former CK One model went strong at Jolie mate Brad Pitt claiming that there was no way that Angelina would ever remain faithful to him because of her tendencies to favor women in bed.Now there is a theory that the catfight of sorts between Madonna and Angelina is all over a lesbian triangle.
Wot? Yeah, really. Keep reading for some interesting details, including Madge allegedly putting some miles on her M-Jet for some Sapphic lovin'.
The Herald Sun is reporting that the catfight has been given an added dimension by a claim that the lesbian model and actor is writing a no-holds-barred book in which she will describe in graphic detail how she was a lover of both women. Shimizu revealed that she was having sexual relationships with the pop star Madonna and Angelina at the same time.Shimizu, 39, will allege that Madonna flew her around the world for secret liaisons before she married film director Guy Ritchie. Their affair, she says, coincided with an equally passionate relationship with Jolie.
The Daily Mail reports that in the kiss-and-tell memoir, in which she reveals that Madonna used her as a 'sex slave.' "I was her secret 'booty call' available any time of the day or night for secret sex sessions," the model said last year.
Good lord, someone's needy. Why doesn't this bitch just run around wearing a sandwich board that says "Celebrity Dykes Rate Me #1"? I don't think it's a shocker that Angelina and Madonna like the ladies once in awhile. Madonna got her big break by dry-humping a gigantic prop wedding cake in front of a live audience and Angelina used to wear her boyfriend's hemoglobin around her neck in a vial. Furburger isn't the most exotic thing on the menu for these two.
Jinxy McDeath says:
Jenny's just a little bitter. Both women moved on very easily AWAY from her and she's not taking it well. Who would buy a book this idiot wrote. How did she get a publishing deal??n She sure got fug.
Jinxy McDeath says:
Jenny's just a little bitter. Both women moved on very easily AWAY from her and she's not taking it well. Who would buy a book this idiot wrote. How did she get a publishing deal?? She sure got fug.
Madgelina says:
Tick....Tock....
Looks like the clock reads 14 minutes and 58 seconds... Isn't your time almost up Jenny??
West Ham says:
I'm sure the British will buy it. They love this shite.
nrrvus says:
Desperate transparent biatch, she's pissed she was dumped.
Jane says:
Looks like our resident junkie is running out of cash to support her habit and the National Ledger bought it for her! She's a sad figure. She needs to get over it and herself SOON!
b says:
She makes me so ill...I wish she would just STFU already.
stararies says:
Why the hell shouldn't she write a kiss and tell book? Madonna used her (like she does most people) and tossed her aside. Jolie got what she wanted too! If she is writing a book about HER life why shouldn't she include past (present) dalliances?
Madonna has always used sex to sell her image - remember her sex book? And Angelina has talked about her lesbian lovers. Jenny is doing the same (similar) thing! Geez, just because she isn't a super rich, narcissistic, greedy, selfish, egotistical twit like Madge or a saviour (Jolie) to orphans everywhere!!! She still has a right to talk openly about her life experiences, I for one would read the book!
Jen says:
Gee Stararies, settle down. The only reason noone cares about this woman is because she's a nobody. So she had affairs with Madge and Jolie...whooppppeee. The only thing its going to do is give Jolie and Madonna more press and poor Jenny will be the evil woman scorned. Not many people will read this book, mostly because its already KNOWN that she slept with them. I for one don't purchase books where I know the ending.
THAT and this woman is really ugly. OH MY GAWD. What in the hell did Jolie or Madge see in her? Ewwww.
Jordana says:
I completely agree with stararies. Angelina for one won't shut up about her and Brad's lovelife now. And I thought it was so nice of her to go to the Globes in support of her man. She can't show off enough. She secretly loves this shit.
And Madonna is not one to shy away from any kind of attention.
If you don't want to read the book, don't.
tintin22 says:
Don't buy it - that's what the library is for!!!
stararies says:
The library is the best. You don't have to pay money for books you might not like, etc. I wouldn't buy Jenny's book but I would certainly borrow a copy of it from my local library.
I have to disagree with you Jen - on the part about Jenny being ugly. I think she is quite, naturally, beautiful. She kind of reminds me of a female Keanu Reeves (YUM). And those lips! I'd much prefer her pout over Jolies lumpy, pillowy, chapped one anyday!
Meg says:
She's just a star groupie.
eliza88 says:
I think Jenny's HOt for a lezbian, so who cares what she does.THis is Hollywood anyway.
Melissa says:
Jenny wouldn't be my physical "type" but we all have different taste. At the same time... what were they thinking - Ewwww. I recall being at an audition for a beer commercial a few years ago (Maxim was also involved with this project,) and I met one very attractive Asian woman there. Jenny doesn't look as good as she did (to me.) I don't get the attraction for her. She's just too "Asian" looking for my taste. And apparently she's not too fond of Asians either lol. From what I've heard, she's only dated white women.