Screw the Golden Globes! The real party is in Australia! That's where Matty McConaughey is getting to know the local women.
Matthew McConaughey definitely isn't taking his time in Australia lightly. The sweaty playboy has been seen getting hot and heavy with numerous girls since heading to Queensland to film his latest movie, "Fool's Gold."Matty added one more lady to his harem yesterday, when he was photographed going buckwild with a local "sheila" at an Irish bar. The two sucked face while "dancing" to a live local band.
Observers said that the actor was surrounded by females all through the night, but was selective about who he would allow himself to be photographed with, until finally, after hours of partying, McConaughey and an unknown brunette called it an evening and headed out around 3 AM ... to get a "kebab."
"Kebab" is Aussie for "wet penis". Good for him. Matty's an odd one. He's got a kickin' body but looks like he might smell of herb, B.O. and patchouli. That's not a hot fragrance. This is not a Phish show.
McConaughey Gets Some in Australia [TMZ]
Eduardothefreek.com says:
When I saw goes down....I couldn't help but think of Jake.
Ewwww! Ewww! Eww! says:
A) Thank GAWD he shaved
B) Time for more hair restoration up top, EH?
C) Don't men's swimwear come with SOME sort of support??? eeeeeew!
I agree...weed, sweat and patchouli!
He was hot...back when he did "Time To Kill"...
fuckoinc says:
Hate to break it to you but a "kebab" isn't aussie for a wet penis, its grilled meat and salads wrapped in pita bread, usually of greek or middle eastern origin. I've been an aussie since birth and unless someone is trying to create new slang words that make bugger all sense then its news to me. It is however the ideal thing to eat when your pissed off your face at 3am.
Aisha says:
"Kebab" is not an Aussie term for "wet penis".
I've never heard anything more stupid!
jane_smith says:
Um... Do none of you people get humor? He didn't LITERALLY mean he thought it meant "wet penis"... Some people are way to serious about their gossip...
DDM says:
Are you sure that's him? Appears to be a lookalike who is getting a lot of mileage out of "being" MM.