Billboard reports that everyone you've ever heard of will be either performing or presenting at the Grammys on February 11. Except for me. Right, I wasn't invited. And I can sing. I can sing like Jennifer goddamn Hudson. Amateurs. You're all amateurs!
Christina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige, Ludacris, Justin Timberlake and Carrie Underwood have joined the performance lineup for the 49th annual Grammy Awards, to be handed out Feb. 11 live on CBS from Los Angeles' Staples Center.They join previously announced performers Beyonce, the Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Also new to the show are presenters the Black Eyed Peas, Ciara and Nelly Furtado; Terrence Howard, Samuel L. Jackson, P!nk and Rihanna were previously announced for that role.
Nope, no J. Harvey. I haven't even been invited to usher. Whatever, I'll live. You have goddamn Perez Hilton presenting awards over on VH-1 and I'm sitting here on a red couch from the 70's with a spring sticking up my ass. And not even enjoying it.
(WENN, the photos are of Christina Aguilera from Madame Tussauds in London)
Daniel says:
I'm glad that they're photos of a wax version of her at Madame Tussauds, for a minute there I thought she'd turned into a parody of herself.
Darian Zam says:
Even better than the real thing?