You know you want it. TMZ reports on Lindsay's pre-rehab drinking binges and surmises that one of her inspirations for going into rehab might have been...Brandon Davis?
As Lindsay detoxes in Wonderland, TMZ has the inside scoop of one of her pre-rehab nights:On January 5, just one day after having her appendix removed, Lohan was already out partying at the trendy Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. A source tells TMZ that Lindsay lined up mulitple shots in a row behind her so no one could see. Lohan would then drink the shots when no one was looking. Well, almost no one. At another point that same evening, Lindsay retreated to the ladies room and downed an entire cocktail. A few nights later, Lindsay was at it again, partying with three male friends at the new West Hollywood lounge, Winstons.
Jesus, bitch could put them away! Read on after the jump for how Elvis-impersonating Brandon Davis might figure into all this.
Could it be that Lindsay Lohan's trip to rehab was inspired by Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the oily heir who dubbed her "Firecrotch" in an infamous rant caught by TMZ?Greasy Bear, reports PerezHilton.com, was "instrumental" in getting Lohan to check into the Wonderland treatment center in Laurel Canyon. Wonderland is run by the same people behind the Promises facility in Malibu, which is where G-Bear went for his own stint in rehab after the "Firecrotch" incident.
What an amazing inspiration. When she gets out of the joint, they can use all his excess grease to fry up some bacon.
Pucker Up says:
This will only be the first of many many visits to rehab for Ms. Blohan.
kiki says:
La Lohan drinks kombucha. everyone should! it's the bessssssst.
dq365247 says:
This is my favorite part: "Wonderland is run by the same people behind the Promises facility in Malibu, which is where G-Bear went for his own stint in rehab after the 'Firecrotch' incident."
I can certainly see why that inspired her. Look at how well that fat, greasy fucktard has done since rehab ...