People reports that Sienna Miller and Josh Hartnett.....sat next to each other and had a conversation. What? It's news! Shut up!
New couple alert? Sienna Miller and Josh Hartnett certainly seemed cozy at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night.Miller, 25, and Hartnett, 28, sat side-by-side on a couch in the hotel restaurant's living room area, laughing and chatting for about an hour before they were joined by a female friend of Miller's.
But they kept things intimate - at one point, Miller stood in front of a seated Hartnett, who held on to her thigh with his hand. The pair eventually headed out, cocktails in hand, to the hotel's poolside bungalow area.
I don't know how intimate that is. Intimate to me is when you reveal a deep dark secret or you're using an orifice. He was probably buzzed and trying to support himself as he stood up. When sober, his eyes are so slitted that he looks like Mr. Magoo. When he's drunk, his eyes must completely close and he must fall over desks and stuff and require a dog and a white cane.
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