I know we usually only deal in celebrities, but these people are sure to be big names, soon. Apparently crazed female astronaut bitches are driving cross-country to kidnap/kill each other over men . This is shabby behavior on the part of NASA employees. Christa McAuliffe would never have been down with this mess. Read it and weep. Or giggle.
Here's the Florida police report detailing the arrest of NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak, who is facing charges that she allegedly plotted the murder of a female rival for the affection of astronaut William Oefelein. Nowak, a 43-year-old mother of three, was arrested shortly after attempting to attack Colleen Shipman, a 30-year-old Air Force captain, in a parking lot at the Orlando airport. According to the Orlando Police Department report, Nowak drove 900 miles from Houston to Florida when she learned that Shipman (whom Nowak believed was "involved" with the 41-year-old Oefelein) would be arriving there by plane. Nowak, who told cops that she only wanted to speak with Shipman, was wearing a wig and trench coat when she tried to accost Shipman at the airport.Pig in a wig! Oh, it gets better. Keep reading for what this crazy Moonraker bitch had in her possession.
After dousing Shipman with pepper spray as she sat in her car, the disguised Nowak fled, but was apprehended at a nearby bus stop. Before her arrest, police reported, Nowak had disposed of her trench coat, wig, and a BB pistol in an airport trash can. A subsequent search of Nowak's auto and handbag turned up other incriminating evidence, including a steel mallet, a new folding knife, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, and handwritten directions to Shipman's house.Nowak claimed she just went there to "talk" with Shipman. Yes, talk to her while wielding a steel mallet and a folding knife. That's gonna be one bloody conversation. Also, the bitch was in such a hurry to talk to the sideline hoe that she WORE A DIAPER while she drove the entire 900 miles so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom. Holy shite. Literally. We should definitely be investing in our space program seeing as NASA seems to be incredibly skilled with their psychological testing.
Unknown says:
That 'woman' is nuts. I thought that was a photo of a man in make up!
Jinxy McDeath says:
If she passed their psychological tests, who the fuck flunked them? The story is really creepy, and why are these people in the military doing this aren't their rules about commanders and sex with lower grades of officers? It's like NASA is this freak show all of a sudden. Oh, but I would totally have joined the 30 mile high club.
Yummsh
What do you have against wearing diapers on a 1,000 mile trek to hunt down and kill someone with a blunt object at the airport? Snob.
sandy says:
Yeah, the image of that diaper thing is making me nauseated. Can you even begin to imagine doing that? EWWWWW....
Jane
Hmm... a 43 year old woman with 3 kids, 1) dating a man some years younger than herself, and 2) competing with a woman 13 years younger than herself, yet still thinking she's got some 'happily ever after' coming her way....
That's enough crazy and unrealistic right there.
Middle-aged women of the world, get some realistic expectations (like maybe some 50+ year old divorcee man that you might actually be able to hold on to) and you'll be sooo much happier in life.
hayleybopp
Pig in a Wig!! Love it. Moonraker bitch-too funny! Once again, I'm cleaning my keyboard! Keep it up J!
homeless man says:
This is how NASA will be funded in the future. Using reality tv show tactics. The lives of all the astronauts will be filmed, all there personal dirt revealed before launch. It will be like the space program meets Laguna Beach meets Anna Nicole.
We'll bring up special astronaut New York at one point and when they explain to her she has to shit in her pants during her twenty hours space walk they can replay the clip from the second season of flavor of love when that girl shit on the set.
Draya says:
Best story ever. Even as we speak, China and Russia are pointing and laughing.
People have commented that Nowack has set women in NASA back 20 years. I don't agree with that. It's wrong to color all the other female astronauts with the same crazy paint brush. Sally Ride didn't wig out. Kalpana Chawla maintained her cool, etc.
Opinions?
keith says:
she liked riding his rocket