Isaac "Human Product Placement" Cohen recently decided that his days of posing for magazines with Britney at his side are over. His agent recently confirmed to OK! Magazine that they two were no longer dating.
"It was a bit much for him," the friend tells OK! "There was a lot of drama - it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn't one thing in particular.
"Her likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out - but there is only so much one person can do."Well, I hope he enjoyed his fifteen minutes. Because quite frankly, I'm pretty much half-way to forgetting who the hell he was in the first place.
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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And we have some precious photos of a drunk Britney Spears doing some clubbing (someone grabs her thong). This is the Britney we love - check them out after the jump.
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Elaine says:
Wow. I have so many questions I want to ask her. Why do you buy all of your clothes from Forever 21? Why are you wearing fingerless gloves? Has anyone told you that fashion has changed since you were last popular? Are you even interested in having a hot career again? Why do you consistently have busted extensions? Do you own a brush, or at the very least, a set of fingers to mimic the actions of said brush?
LIGHTNING ROUND! What is your son's name? Sean?...That was a trick question. I'm told you have two sons.
I have so much more to ask. I don't even know where to start with the woman grabbing Britney's thong. It looks like she either can't even feel it or is 100% used to it.
dgo says:
she always looks so tattered and dirty...poor thing. where's her family? they should be trying to help her and stop fighting over the big piece of fried chicken.
holycrap says:
heinous. just friggin heinous
patty says:
Oh, gosh, where to start? Those same damn boots,
that thong, that pink coat. Perez is speculating
on his blog that she's using X. That could explain the sucker, the gum/candy/whatever
she's holding in her hands. I know, sad to say,
people that use X and I've been told a sucker
makes you 'roll' even more.
chichi says:
why is she even still being photographed, with all the beautiful women in this city they choose that? I can see chubby, doughy, white, fashion failures in any burb usa.
Abby says:
Whats funny is that i have those fcuking jeans she is wearing and i got them for $10.00 at express ( no lie).
I love the first person's post, brilliant.
sheena says:
She looks like one of those homeless, drug addicted teens whose parents kicked them to the curb.
whatevs says:
is that JC?
Tigerlilly says:
I will ask this question until I get a proper answer: Why can't this girl shower??? Does she have some sort of disability no one knows about that makes soap and water fatal to her? Has she simply forgotten how to shower??? Does this hillbilly just have no running water in her home??? What is the answer? I will contact zoo officials to hose her off if necessary, but I need to know why I must do such a thing!
... says:
She is gross...
Until I read #1's post I thought maybe she was grabbing her own thong in the picture bur the hand placement tells otherwise. What is up with some girl pulling up Britney Spears' thong? If it's not her Mom or Jamie Lynn, that seems outta bounds... and Britney doesn't seem to care...
What a sad outcome for her. This isn't ending pretty...
Sommer says:
That is JC I was wondering what he was doing hanging with her anyways! Gross!
olivia says:
bein a former x addict.chewing gum and sucking sucker is what you chew on so u dont grind ur teeth.That way no one can tell that ur rolling.also those big black bags under her eyes is another sign of rollin a few days in a row.The way i see it if she is indeed rollin an with the money she has,she will be dead soon.X is sooooo addictive it destroyed my life.I also amost lost my baby boy,i was 16 ppl.I woke up an realized that i missed a year of my sons life and i stopped.I loved my son to much.I could never let him go.I also did coke on it an it looks to me lik bit bit is doin the same.I dont think she cares about those babies cuz if she did she would stop before she loses them.
really_rosie says:
Olivia ---
Thank God you got help. I mean that sincerely. Motherhood is a beautiful thing. Let's hope Britney wakes up one day to the same realization.
H-BOMB says:
pic #1.. "pull it harder baby"
pic #2.. "uh dude.. hand me some of those greasy
fries"
pic #3.. nice fricken 80's tube top.. I'm sure JC is just lovin those JT and K-FED's wonky tit leftovers
pic #4.. Hair Club for Britney anyone??? How old is she?? PURE FOREHEAD
pic #5.. "Has anyone seen my Hello Kitty and My Little Ponies Y'all"??
ughhhh says:
I am so tired of those boots! They make her legs looks stumpy and she's wearing jeans from express. (look at first pic)