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Britney's spokespeople are denying K-Fed (and his pals)'s claims that Britney is into the honeypot . To give her some credit, it does sound kinda like some sort of smear campaign. I don't know why that should be considered a smear. It's 2007! Let your freak flag fly! And a guy who had an orgy with 20 chicks would be considered a big, swinging dick! Double standard, ya'all!
Gina Orr, spokesman for Britney's record label Jive, last night denied the star had ever indulged in lesbian romps.She said in a terse statement: "It's not true."
Britney's lawyer Laura Wasser yesterday refused to respond to phone calls.
It looks worse when you're terse. You should have just laughed lightly and said "I wish! No, Britney's not into that. But thanks for asking! Cheerio!". But no, you had to get terse like somebody's guilty of something. She was probably just terse because someone forgot to put the coffee cups in the dishwasher of the office kitchenette or the office assistant still hasn't replaced the hand soap and she was all pissy about it and then British people called to ask if Britney was into the wooka. And she got "terse" from being pressured on all sides. Dishwasher, hand soap, Britney liking the V.




































pilsbury says:
Thanks for posting this BTW (as I sent it in because I'm home this week)
I don't know what to make of this story, mind you Britney has been "chummy" with Paris "sextape" Hilton and we don't really know what those girls got up too.
It's probably a load of clap trap, The sun newspaper will print anything.