Whenever I read an interview like this, which on TV would have vaseline smeared all over the lens, I can't help but think it's such bullshit and held together by piles of Xanax. Anyway, J. Lo talked to the New York Post about how happy she is and calm and wonderful. All I can think of is her demands for "piping hot Cuban bread" and wonder if she's responsible for the war in Iraq.
She accepts that J.Lo - the nickname itself - will stick with her forever. That's OK, she says, but it doesn't define the woman she is today.So what should the new nickname be?
"Jennifer, like it was from the beginning." She says of her husband, "We are both youthful creative spirits. It's a good time in my life."
Wow, that's really beautiful. Anna Nicole has to die in a hotel room in Florida and you get to run around wearing turbans and talking about how peaceful you are. Piping hot Cuban bread, my ass. Anyway, read on for her thoughts about having a kid with that bonerack she's married to (plus more photos of Jennifer and Marc Anthony).
Does that mean she's ready to have children? "Yes," she says, patting her tummy almost subconsciously."When I got married a few years ago, I decided that I was going to pull back from all the craziness. What that provided me with was time to think about what was important to me. And as an artist, it's about having space, having time to let things happen inside of you."
God forbid. I can't help but think this was all a reaction to watching the footage of her and Ben frying up chicken together on morning TV and realizing they looked the dumbass and vowing that it was never going to happen again. If that's her motivation for this Lifetime Television for Women/new age touchstone spa type-interview, alright. She gets a pass. Because frying chicken on TV with Ben Affleck would make me into a whole new woman as well.
Lizcrewzn says:
WOW. That picture doesn't look like her at all!
Candy Apple says:
I don't understand why she's so distainful of the nickname J.Lo. It's not the first time I've heard her try to distance herself from it. But she's right when she says it doesn't define the woman she is today. Afterall, J.Lo's career wasn't in freefall.
lisard says:
Wow, she's really looking more plastic every day.
Mel says:
Dude, I saw this E! show a few years ago that showed a clip of Marc Anthony when he was first starting out...if you think he looks bad now you should have seen him back in the day. He was all big-black-geeky glasses and sporting a huge fro! At least he had youth on his side then though.
Trisch says:
Piping Hot Cuban Bread - cracks me up. She is obviously sad that she had to settle with Marc Anthony. She should just start having little bambinos, she's getting too old for the Dancelife and the married life with Marc has got to suck.
sweetfart says:
So what should the new nickname be?
"Jennifer, like it was from the beginning." She says of her husband, "We are both youthful creative spirits. It's a good time in my life."
Youthful!Someone give this woman glasses. You're married to a cadaver and and you botoxed your face to death.They're nothing youthful or real about you,JLO.Who are you kidding.You're still the selfish,fur-wearing hag diva you always were and probably always will.You and your husband should take a long ride w/Tom cruise on his spaceship and never come back
Latina&proud says:
She makes me damn sick already! I'm so over the whole "i'm outta breathe because I was porking my boney husband all day" look. Somebody with talent is gonna slap that stupid look off of her face real soon! Can't wait till it does. Remember Ms. Lopez-it doesn't matter how many stars you bang....you can't outshine them. You're only in the limelight b/c the public needs another person to point and laugh at...that would be you!
lilili says:
aw come on..... she looks great....I love jLO .. Jennifer...or Jenny from the block whateva she wants to call herself.....she is freaking amazing!!!
Caridad says:
It is me or she looks like Victoria Beckham in the first picture?
Chris X says:
Frying chicken on TV with Ben only freaked out one person - Ben Affleck. He ran for his life. But she is dragging Vogue magazine through her house - showing off her collection of antique cannon balls - HA HA - antique Anthony Balls is what they are - and she can rub that stomach until it starts a grease fire - that is not how you have a baby. The ony reason she has settled down was cause she was DONE, not because she had any real choice.