There's a fifth contender . *sigh* Is this for real? Has the world gotten this trashy? I think Anna might have got while the gettin' was good. That sounds cold, but for real - this is so lame and messy.
A fifth potential father has joined the messy paternity battle over Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl Dannielynn--her bodyguard, Alex Denk.In a new TV interview, Denk claims he was the late model/actress' secret lover--and he fathered her daughter, who is the subject of a paternity fight between Smith's partner/attorney Howard K. Stern and ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead.
This mess was on Extra last night. Keep reading for what this latest douche had to say.
He said, "She was wonderful, a very good kisser."Denk insists Anna Nicole always talked about having his child: "She always told me she wanted to have kids with me."
The bodyguard admits he can't be sure that he's Dannielynn's biological father, but adds, "There's always a possibility."
Honestly, this is like a novel. A really really bad trashy beach novel. This is the kind of thing Danielle Steele would write if she had been in a horrific car accident and lost part of her brain functioning. And she would have written it in crayon, with stick figure drawings to accompany it. And one of them would have large boobies and lying down with "x"'s for eyes to signify a dead Anna Nicole and then there would have been five stick men drawings representing these scrubs and they would have dollar signs for eyes and their hands out. And one little baby stick drawing trying to drive away in her carriage as fast as she possible can. Screaming. Ugh.
mb says:
You got it wrong there a SIX daddies-
stern
birkhead
chauffer
the prince
dead billionaire
sugar daddy who bought Bahamas home
Lolo says:
starting to sound like a Maury Povich show
chichi says:
She sure had some rocking sex life, everything but horses.
Bruce says:
A new song, telling the story of Anna Nicole Smith's life from the point of view of a psychologist, the one who wrote and recorded the song, has been officially released to internet blog sites and radio stations.
The Hole in the Soul (of Anna Nicole)
Dr. BLT
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3
Dr BLT
Blog n roll artist
Tonysgirl says:
This is sad, but funny.
Reminds of something that would happen on a "Jerry Springer" show.
-A says:
You know....By now Darth Vader can come up to the baby and say that he is her father. Odds are. He has a pretty good shot of being right.
superficially says:
this is so juicy ... a dead guy, a bodyguard, a lawyer, a prince and a freeloader.
anna really got around
Johnny The Slacker says:
oh fools, IT WAS I who fathered the babe.
Bob's Waffles says:
Tru dat, but I hate that abusive jerk howard k stern. I need to buy him this t-shirt: http://teesmybody.com/funny-t-shirt/cobra-commander-t-shirt.php
anonanon says:
Hate to be a conspiracy gal, but.....isn't the wife of the bodyguard also the nurse who **didn't/wouldn't** perform cpr on ANS?
Just wondering.
Damn I'm Cute says:
These bastards should realize they'll never see any of Daniellyn's money because she'll be using all of that on shrinks when she grows up, thanks to them.
Tom Sederburg says:
They're all peasants.
I almost wish that slattern was still around, just so I wouldn't have to read all this tripe.
Later,
Tom
J says:
anon--that is exactly what i was thinking!!! good call!
skinny fat says:
I'M THE BABY DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nina says:
I'm going to post this again because, given everything else, it's not that far out:
The father is Anna's son. Knowing this, he committed suicide. Ann, being hounded by the authorities, also knew the truth would come out and she finally caved, also comitting suicide. The baby daddy is her deceased son.
Of course, I do have a teaspoon of clorox for breakfast each day, to wash down the medication.
muwahahahahahahha
Mr. Ed says:
Wilbur!!!! That Baby is mine!