Hoping that his long-shot might pay off in the end, a prisoner has recently sent a letter to TMZ, claiming to be the yet another candidate for the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. The prisoner, Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, is an ex-flame of Anna Nicole's with whom she enjoyed a short fling WAY back in 2000, after which time he started stalking her. Yes, I can definitely see why she would have wanted to make some babies with him.
In any case, in Hatten's letter, he states that he "willfully gave a sperm sample to then girlfriend Anna Nicole Smith, which she gave to a doctor for future use." But the best (and my favorite) part of the letter is where Hatten writes, "Anna Nicole playfully said, 'Congratulations Mr. Hollywood, you just made a deposite (sic) in the Anna Nicole sperm bank.'"
I also have a feeling that this is the same kind of guy who takes those "World's Best Boss" mugs pretty seriously.
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