(WENN)
In a promotion for Britney Spears new fragrance, "Midnight Fantasy," Elizabeth Arden has created one of my favorite little online games that has ever existed since the beginning of the Internet. Not since I terrified the crap out of my boyfriend by sending him a phone message from Tyra Banks, have I been so pumped to go through the necessary steps to create a pre-fab phone message tailor-made for my BF, who likes "texting, hooking up with playas and getting tattoos." After choosing some pre-selected responses from a drop-down menu, intended for me to play out my fantasy of appearing as a "Delicious Diva" in an exotic locale like "California" so that I could tempt my man into playing out my fantasy, which involved a "bottle of massage oil." However, when the clock struck twelve, I was alas, "still a girl, not yet a woman," and I have a feeling that I turned into a chaste pumpkin at that point, much to the dismay of my hypothetically horny boyfriend.
Unfortunately, after going through the whole process I was thwarted by the Britney's inability to pronounce my boyfriend's name, "Keegan." Although disappointed, I wasn't all that surprised. I didn't even think she could read.
Tonysgirl says:
Fantasy my ass!!! more like a nightmare!!! She is like so gross.
Michelle says:
Hilarious! My guy was 'cool' who spent his time doing chore after chore, surfing the internet and felxing in front of the mirror. He lived in an exotic place called Iowa.
A wicked warrior indeed