Producering is hard. And it makes me hungry. Well, hungry for a Dirty Ketel Martini. You see, it's been a busy couple weeks with me buying equipment, finding talent, brainstorming and sleeping with all the right people (Sidebar: I miss the days when I slept with all the wrong people. That's when you really learn about who you are. Like I learned I was a slut. Remember that kids).
Why have I been doing all this couch squirming? For you of course. The ASL reader. Soon we will rip the shrink wrap off the all new Socialite's Life Video Lounge which will feature exclusive celebrity-oriented bite sized shows for your viewing pleasure.
These shows aren't gonna produce themselves, so I was like all "Hey Mr. Socialite President man, one time I made a little short film that won first place at the National Children's Film Festival (I was an 18 year old child, and I kicked some serious 15 year old ass, ha!), among other video production experience (being vague is always good when applying for a job). How about you let me head this one up?" and Boom! I'm now a producer just like everyone else in this town that's not an actor. All I talk about is how many projects I have in the works and I spend all day taking meetings. Which for me means Lisa and I go to Julio's up the street for lunch.
A Valentines Day card from Lohan and Wayne attempts to outsource his column after the jump.
It finally hit me that I haven't actually produced anything yet. Shit. Since I don't have time to finish my column I'm gonna outsource the rest to a guy in Singapore. He says his name is Jimmy America and comes highly recommended by the establishment that recommends things. You're on Jimmy:
"The Britney run sex panty nintendo number one rock. Hasselhoff my feet Paris are bloody 24 watch."
Mmmm, he's good. Oh, I forgot to show you this Valentines Day card I got from Lohan. I thought it was a cute new twist on a old classic:
Aww, thanks Linds! I'm glad the rehab is helping you get your sense of self-depricating humor back.
Wayne Recommends:
Music: The View
Funny Videos: The Hug (with a Wayne cameo at the end)
Presidents: Barack Obama
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