This is perfection. Naomi Campbell plans to overcome the public's perception of her as an abusive psychotic by starring in a new reality show where she searches for a new personal assistant . I'd rather try Ultimate Fighting. Seriously, it's probably safer. She's crazier than crazy. She's like a rattlesnake hopped up on crank. She's Oscar the Grouch. This woman tried to throw one of her assistants out of a moving car, and beats down on maids who iron her jeans wrong.
Supermodel Naomi Campbell is to star in an MTV reality show which shows her searching for a new PA. The supermodel is determined to rid of herself of her temperamental persona with personal assistants.A source said: "Naomi is famous for her spats with staff, so the idea is to try to have some fun and capitalize on the situation. Plus, it's TV work, which Naomi hopes will lead to acting jobs."
Naomi's last six assistants have quit because of her violent temper. The catwalk beauty has been accused of assault by two previous assistants - and physical and emotional attacks by another.
Last six assistants. SIX. It would make more sense if the show was about her enacting revenge on them by hunting them on an island with a rifle and attack dogs. The most dangerous game! It's slightly more realistic. You know if you're too slow to pick up her dry cleaning that she beats you with the punishment brick. Hope that production has plenty of crazy violent supermodel insurance.
(WENN)
Kourtni says:
I can't believe they're re-naming COPS.
Kourtni says:
Ugh. Don't they know they already have something like this out? It's called "COPS" people.
pilsbury says:
Some producers like to play with fire, it will probably be worth it this time.
Jinxy McDeath says:
That's like asking a young woman to go willingly into a death camp. Change the perception? She also beat the shit out of her drug counselor. I think any perception of this cock garage is correct. Let the lawsuits commence!
Andrea says:
Yeah, like we really expect her to beat somebody's ass on camera.
But no, really! It'll convince us. Yup. Uh-huh. Sure.
Jinxy McDeath says:
So how'd that sense of humorectomy work out for you? Hurt much? Nope, guess you barely noticed it. Sarcasm mode off.
JaneSays
I'd LOVE to be on there. I love Naomi and because I love her so much, I'd not only beat her ass into the ground like she was my annoying doped-up, 17-year old brother, but I'd pick her bloodied-ass up and walk with her to the nearest NA meeting afterwards. Tough love, baby; I'm all about it. Seriously, there is no way she could raise her hand at me and not catch a vicious sucker punch to her laxative-addled gut! Did I mention how much I LOVE Naomi?
MWM says:
My sister is a student in the College of Textiles at a state University and they sent this casting call out in their weekly newsletter. It sounded great; the position was touted as being a "celebrity assistant to a fashion icon" (but no mention of who the celebrity was). I died laughing when I came across this story. Her response to my forwarded link: "omgaaa there is no way in hell im doing it now...she would probably break my nose w/ her cell phone"
Tine says:
I never knew her nose was so crooked!