I shouldn't enjoy this show, I really shouldn't. It has a lot of things in it that I don't like including a pun in the title. I never even watched 90210 when it was on, I think I caught a few episodes near the end of the run when Kelly was doing coke and they had lots of guys in leather jackets lurking around but that was about it. The funny thing about that show is that even though I didn't watch it, I still know the characters names and what they are like just from pop culture. So of course I know who Tori Spelling and her famous father are, and I had heard rumors through people who had worked with her of her financial escapades and constant need for attention (although in a clingy way and not loud obnoxious way like some people, yes Scrubs star I'm side-eyeing you), so I was very curious about this reality show of hers and just how "real" it would be.

Is Tori Spelling funny? Find out after the jump.

(Flynet)

Once again, my good friend, J. Harvey has made it very difficult for me to sort through the gems he's produced this week to try and find my top five favorites. And I know I'm cheating sort of, cause I'm sneaking in extras. But guess what? I'm the editor, so I do what I want! BWAHAHAHA!

1. Lohan's Being Used To Sell Condos and Lindsay Celebrating Being Used To Sell Condos - I enjoy the cause and effect going on between these two posts, one of which refers to "Scotch-garded carpets and plenty of room in the bathroom for four people to hunker over a mirror" and the other, in which he informs our dear Linds, "No one wants to see you grinding your teeth and licking your lips, Peanut Butter Mouth!" And you know what? It's funny because it's true.

2. What Do Lesbians And Kirsten Dunst Bring On The Second Date? A U-Haul Full Of Their Furniture. - I'd attempt to compete with J. for most clever titles except that there would be no point, really. And as if that weren't enough, his awesomely bad impersonation of a British man is so dead-on, it's as if he were transcribing Dick Van Dyke's chimney sweep from Mary Poppins his very own self. Cheerio, guv'nor!

3. Christ, You Give A Girl A Machine Gun For A Leg And Suddenly She's Jennifer Hudson - Sigh, the ol' "Jennifer Hudson/Machine Gun Leg" joke--kills me every time.

4. Donatella Versace's Daughter In Treatment For Anorexia and Donatella Versace Phones Home - These two posts have me thinking that we might need to start a completely separate "Donatella Versace Blog," that J. is required to do simply for my benefit. Go!

5. Heather Mills Making One-Legged Golddiggers Look Good, Limber - Part of the reason why I love this post so much is:

1) "She's doing back-flips! I'm starting to understand why Beatle Paul was so into her ass. She can do tricks!"

2) In a phone conversation with my mother (a HUGE "Dancing with the Stars" fan) in which I read this post her had her exclaiming, "He's so right! I'm starting to like her too!"

Enjoy your weekend, my filthies.

(Flynet)

It's that time again. Friday. My week might be a barren wasteland of...uh....barrenness if not for the writing of one Ms. Lisa Timmons. Vivacious. Scandalous. Snarky. She's the complete package. Sorry, boys, she's taken!

1. Denise Richards and Pam Anderson get sued - Lisa gives a very interesting description of her sex life. Please read it for yourself. I feel positively missionary.

2. Nicole Richie Explains Why She Passed Out - "Girl, you need to learn to start keeping some protein bars in your purse. Cause those of us in the know are aware that as much as it might smell nice, in a pinch, strawberry-flavored lip gloss ain't gonna do shit." Nicole needs a friend like Lisa. That cracked me up, but it was also useful advice.

3. Fergie Likes Firearms - Lisa demonstrates why Fergie might hate bloggers. Oh come on, you were thinking she looked like a trannie, too!

4. Patti LuPone Has Down's Syndrome - I haven't listened to this yet, but for some reason this headline made me laugh til' I cried. I am a strange, cruel individual.

5. Editor of Jane Claims She Banged Drew Barrymore - Obviously circulation's down over at Jane, but who knew Lisa dallied with a lady?!? Am I gonna have to talk about the time I finger-blasted that chick at the frat party which proved to me once and for all that I'm a homo?

The Beckhams are like a really hot, powerful disease sweeping the world. Kinda like what would happen if chicken pox took to wearing complicated outfits and dished out fashion pointers. Who would have guessed that the once silicone-free Posh Spice would grow into a mogul, knocking boots with soccer star David and ruling the world as a bra-less wonder? While Victoria's boobies are under fire, David Beckham is causing a stir of his own in the sports world. I know (and care) very little about athletics. Luckily, what we're really talking about here is fashion.

The Washington Post posed the question, "Does the US sports scene need a style icon?" Responses from magazine editors, as well as NBA and NFL players, reveal contrasting opinions. A fan of David Beckham, Wendell Brown of Esquire magazine welcomes the Beckham-style and feels that athletics are "desperately in need of an icon." Brown also notes a void left by Michael Jordan after he retired. .

Find out why you won't see sleeveless t-shirts on a basketball player after the jump...

Mr. Pouty Lips, Jonathan Rhys Meyers stars in the new Showtime miniseries "The Tudors." He stars as a sexy, often wildly unpredictable young ruler in the role of King Henry VIII in this period drama.

Writer Michael Hirst, who pulled off the same trick well in the movie "Elizabeth," starring Cate Blanchett, is the creator and writer of "The Tudors," but he's less fortunate here in the casting department. Henry VIII is played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who had the title role in last year's "Elvis" and neither fills nor grows in the royal role the way it requires.

In the first six episodes, "The Tudors" (premiering Sunday at 10 p.m.) veers between painting a credible depiction of the period and shattering any pretense of credibility with a blatant desire to update the attitudes, actions and even hairstyles of its players. Bodices are ripped often - but just as often, they don't need to be. Even the king runs around shirtless, like the star of "Baywatch: Camelot," and women slip into his bedchamber to slip off their robes, stand naked in the candlelight and ask, "My Lord, how like you this?"

Whether "The Tudors" will alter the course of Showtime's history is doubtful. The network is putting a major promotional push behind it, and even offers a sneak preview of the first two episodes tomorrow night at 10 on Direct TV's Channel 101.

Is looking at the pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers for an hour each week enough to get you to tune in?

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Or someone. This woman, Emily Diane Leatherman, was arrested yesterday outside of Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills home. She's possibly the same Emily Leatherman who John Cusack sought a restraining against order last year.

Emily Diane Leatherman, 32, was arrested at 3:36 p.m., and held pending $45,000 bail, Sgt. Rex McEvoy of the Beverly Hills Police Department said Friday.

McEvoy could not confirm if Cruise's Leatherman was Cusack's Leatherman--however, both women have the same first, middle and last names and are the same age. Police would not divulge who alerted authorities at about 3 p.m. to Leatherman's presence.

Leatherman was arrested on suspicion of receiving stolen property and violating a restraining order, police said. McEvoy couldn't say what hot item Leatherman allegedly had on her, and he couldn't say whose restraining order she allegedly had defied.

No word on if Tom, Katie or Suri were home at the time of the arrest.

(Mavrix Photo)

New York:

If you want to see a movie about Edie Sedgwick but don't really care much for Sienna Miller and that underwear-over-the-pants business, the Museum of the Moving Image is showing a fantastic series on Sedgwick - including no Sienna and footage shot by Andy Warhol himself. [Link]

Mika is giving an in store performance at Borders Columbus Circle on Friday at 4:00 so practically everyone who can get out of work early will be there by noon. I doubt high profile fans like JC Chasez and Lance Bass will attend, but Mika's more than enough. [Link]

The Los Angeles and Chicago weekend events are after the jump.

When did A&E turn into such a crappy channel. I mean to go from airing "MI-5" to the no name "Sons of Hollywood" - come on?!? The show follows the lives of three sons of Hollywood. Oh, get it.

This A&E "reality" series takes you inside the lives of three rich young men - Randy Spelling, son of the late Aaron Spelling (and little brother of Tori); Sean Stewart, son of Rod and Alana Stewart; and David Weintraub, described in the p.r. material as some sort of talent agent/manager whose clients include Randy and Sean.

Weintraub is credited as producer and co-creator of "Sons of Hollywood." He is not the son of Hollywood bigshot Jerry Weintraub or any other such notable, though he grew up with Randy and Sean in the same community.

The three have now moved in together into a glass house in the Hollywood Hills, where they live the carefree life you would imagine a trio of shiftless, unmotivated layabouts would live.

They talk, sleep, smoke, shoot pool and make phone calls. At night, they go to clubs and stand around posing. Sometimes they dance.

When they become bored with these activities (which must be easy since it's boring to watch them doing them), they might take a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas - as they do in the premiere episode - where they basically do all of the same things.

Mmm. It may be time A&E changes their name to A&E. Arts and Crap.

(WENN)

More D-List goodness from the red carpet premiere of "Sons of Hollywood" after the jump.

Here are a few products that I have found to help solve any eye problem. Whether you're suffering from dark circles, fine lines, and/or puffiness, I've got the answer right here for every budget. I also found products that help with your eye make-up as well, so after this post, you'll have no excuse if your peepers aren't looking fabulous!

DARK CIRCLES
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Splurge - All About Eyes Rich - $28 at Clinique.com. Regular application of this product will diminish the dark circles under your eyes, shadows and fine lines. It also helps to boost natural collagen production in the skin and calms and soothes with natural botanicals and is a personal favorite of mine.

More eye solutions after the jump...

The top Latin music chain in the country is effectively shunning Jennifer Lopez by ceasing to carry her albums in any of their fifty stores. This move comes a day after JLO took an autograph-signing field trip to the Bronx.

Ritmo President David Massry alleged that J.Lo "has refused personally to promote her new CD in any of our stores" and won't appear at other outlets devoted only to Latin music.

"We've supported her from the beginning. Now we're told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets," Massry said.

Earlier this week, Lopez promoted her new CD, "Como Ama una Mujer" ("How a Woman Loves"), an album featuring songs sung solely in Spanish, by signing hundreds of autographs at the F.Y.E. store in the Bronx. And as a result, Ritmo Latino claims to feel snubbed by the high-profile Latina.

"This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product," Massry said.

"This is not the first time this has happened. Celebrities have this notion that when they reach a certain level of crossover appeal, they forget quickly where they started," he said. "We will no longer tolerate these situations."

You probably won't believe me guys, but I'm totally a member of the Latin community--well, half of me is, anyway. Unfortunately, that's going to mean that only half of me feels personally affected and will have a strong opinion on the situation, and the other half thinks we need to come back to where I came from and stop taking our pop-star and blogging jobs, dammit!

(WENN)