Remember when Naomi beaned her former maid with her cell? Well, she's been sentenced to sweep buildings as community service . Does Dolce & Gabana make community service outfits? Is it safe to give Naomi a long stick that she can reach farther with to beat people? She better sweep up her crazy.
Naomi Campbell will be made to work as a cleaner as punishment for attacking her maid, according to US reports. The supermodel is set to be told to mop floors and sweep corridors at a New York city public building in the coming months, according to the New York Daily News.The Daily News reported: "The supermodel will have to push a broom inside a city facility for five day as punishment."
Campbell apologised last month for attacking maid Ana Scolavino last year - and revealed she is undergoing therapy for her violent temper.
So you're sitting on a bench alongside your wife because you got arrested in a drunken brawl with her on Saturday night and you're being arraigned and Naomi rolls up with a broom and starts smacking your feet out of the way. "MOVE, YA BLOODY WANKER! I GOT TA SWEEP THIS BLEEDIN' FLOOR! I'LL CLUB THE RIGHT PISS OUT OF YOU, I WILL!" Terrifying.
s says:
Hilarious impression. I can totally picture it.
pilsbury says:
OI YOU, SCRUBBER!!
margaretta says:
And the witch can use the broom as transport to and fro
Loob says:
She should be her former maid's butler, like on Seinfeld.