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Anna Nicole's bodyguard Big Moe (is that a given name?) is talking to the cops in Florida . Howard K. Stern is being painted as sinister. I don't see how they reach that conclusion. I know he's holding a baby hostage in a Bahamian mansion and refusing to take a paternity test, but who hasn't done that? I'm writing from my veranda in the Bahamas right now. I have no clue where the baby is. Shit, it's high tide!

We're told the cops went to Big Moe's house this morning in Pembroke Pines, Fla., because they had questions about the security camera video at the hotel where Smith died. Sources say Big Moe told the cops Anna was on "heavy doses" of prescription drugs that day, including flu medicine and antibiotics. Sources say Moe also told cops that in the months leading up to Smith's death, Howard K. Stern gave her "some types of drugs," though he didn't specifically know which. As he put it, "Anna was in a cloud."

And there's this: Although Moe has not told cops about this, he privately says that Howard K. Stern had certain patterns of conduct when it came to Anna Nicole, and that pattern changed the day she died. We're told it has to do with how Howard would constantly check up on Anna, but he went MIA during the critical time before her death, and Moe says that was "highly strange."


"Highly strange". MURDERER! He was probably out banging some other broad. You know Anna wasn't giving it up to him. Which is why there's no way he sired her kid. She thought he was creepy, didn't she? And it must have hurt for him because apparently she was tagging the butcher, the baker and the guy who brought the spring water. And not him. When you can't even get it off a scag, that's an ego wound. Maybe he did kill her. I kick Jessica Fletcher's ass!




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i'm not usually a fan of your writing/grammar errors. however, the part about being on the verranda and high tide was hilarious! well done, that's the first funny thing that's ever been written on asl by someone other than lisa

Big Mo did it, and he's trying to pin the blame on Howard, who is an easy target. j/k

Shouldn't it be "grammatical" errors?

Just sayin.

leave my j harvey alone! that was HY-STERICAL. just laughed out loud at work. thank you j. harvey!!!

Yes, it is "grammatical", and it is also veranda--with one "r", you caster-of stones . . .

March 8, 2007 4:27 PM

Because there is a child who will one day grow up and probably read all this "heresay and innuendos" regarding the circumstances around her mother's death, for the sake and sanity of this small child.... Could you please stick to "facts" and not...
"And there's this: Although Moe has not told cops about this, he privately says... ?????? "We're told..." ?? By whom?? Did you just pick this up from another site or were you there???? This whole story has run amuck with lies, gossip, innuendos, heresay and everything under the sun but the facts, which makes it so ridiculous for everyone giving such emotional comments and feelings based on what may be so far from the truth. I think with all the sadness in this story sticking to the TRUTH is the only thing we can offer this child.

March 8, 2007 4:34 PM

That's Mr. Moe to you!

March 8, 2007 4:34 PM

THEY CALL ME MR. MOE!

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