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What do the editors think of Joss Stone's new look? Find out after the jump.
J. Harvey: Bitch, this ain't Golden Gate Park. What the hell are you
dressed as? Cute Grace Slick? Don't revive that. I can't stand patchouli. And you need to put your blunt down if you're so high that you need a seeing eye Pharell to tow your ass around.
Lisa Timmons: Honestly, I'm going to leave Joss alone for the time being and chastise Raphael Saadiq (that's him, right?) for actually taking the time to dye the end of that tiny little chin-dread on his face red. And my reason for that is because it has put the image in my head of him walking around with it covered in a little piece of foil, checking the clock occasionally before he has to rinse out the bleach, so that he can then apply the red dye before the final effect can be reached. Shame on you, sir.
Cara Harrington: She looks like a Brady Bunch reject. Please tell me this was for a costume party. There isn't enough words in the English dictionary to describe the mess that is that dress. I think I saw that print on my Aunt Tilly's bathroom shower curtain. It's a good thing that girl has a nice set of wind pipes. The cut of the garb is somewhat appealing, but the pattern is just too much for my eyes.
Tine says:
It's was kind of hard to like her before and now this just solidifies it. She wants us to hate her.
Tine says:
Oh and one more thing...it looks like her vagina stretches from her tits to her toes!
Crazy about the girl says:
Tine, it actually does...
EraserFan
I like her white jacket, but I'm not sold on that green fedora. I definitely think her goatee is terrible.
Soniak says:
J. Harvey, this is the very first time I am commenting here, but I have to tell you that your "seeing eye Pharell" comment made me laugh so loud I might have alerted the boss that I'm not exactly slaving away in here. Thank you, I needed that laugh.
ChristopherM says:
Oh my, she looks like she's done been slapped by Mrs. Roper!
Euan says:
its been long rumoured she's been sleeping with Saadiq for quite some time
margaretta says:
It's Ethel Mertz meets Edith Bunker
Monica says:
Dear god, it looks like she's trying to be Janis Joplin.
She looks all "peace, love, and bad hygiene"
With that outfit she won't inspire anything but a fierce upchuck reflex.
Francesca says:
I keep scrolling back to that pic every time I need a laugh. God I thought Joss was pathetic and pretentious before!! But she's got "soul" oh yes. Yes, she's a 1960s black woman alright! What an idiot-it looks like even she's laughing at herself.
cottho says:
Lisa Timmons
I love joss, she's the white macy gray - but you really had me cracking up about - I don't know wtf he is, "red tiny little chin-dread" LOL!